Stuff WORTH getting upset about

[Chrislost]

You forgot to mention that they all grow up to be Labour voters too.

dam good point!
how could i have forgotten that

[Chrislost]

Yes, that's right. Every mother in NZ who is getting a benefit is contributing to the south Auckland gang problem.

I suppose you think taking the babies off of all the coons because they're not fit to be parents is the answer? That's working out real well in Australia at the moment so I hear.

if you line them up and cull them itd work!

[RantyDave]

Like this:

http://stuff.co.nz/4125616a10.html

Arsehole (29) puts his Xbox on trademe, collects the money, doesn't send the gear. Does this three times, once to a 13 year old boy who took up a paper round to buy it.

Eventually the long arm of the law catches up with him, he gets hauled into court and bearing in mind his TWENTY ONE previous convictions for dishonesty offences ... he gets a final warning.

Final warning? That's the second one, if we're being lenient today. Cunt should have been chained up litter picking off the side of SH1 for the last ten years. Rehabilitation? Take all his shit and sell it. Give the money to .... me, for instance. Then teach the bastard to work. Every day.

GHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGGH ANGRY! ANGRY! ANGRY! ANGRY! ANGRY! ANGRY!

Dave

[Hitcher]

GHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGGH ANGRY! ANGRY! ANGRY! ANGRY! ANGRY! ANGRY!

Have you ever considered a career as a Kiwi Biker Moderator?

[RantyDave]

So, there was this event, and it caused a great traffic jam to form outside my mate's house where I was having a splendid and gently drunk Sunday afternoon sitting on the deck. Suddenly, in the middle of this completely stopped traffic jam, someone decided to sit on the horn for a while:

"BAAAAAAAP! BAAAAAP! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP! BAAP! BAAP! BAAP! BAAAAAAAPPPP!!"

Mate's missus looked in the general direction of twat-with-horn and said "Well, that's gonna help".

Have you ever considered a career as a Kiwi Biker Moderator?

Well, that's gonna help.

Dave

[ManDownUnder]

BAAAAAAAP! BAAAAAP! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP! BAAP! BAAP! BAAP! BAAAAAAAPPPP!!

Well, that's gonna help.Dave

I see your point...

[MisterD]

Why don't the AB's all jump up in the air at the end of the Haka like they used to? That photo you used to get with them all apparently chopped off at the knees was fantastic...

[Chrislost]

why not?
why do they keep changing the dam thing!