Never piss a guy off who owns a backhoe!

[kevfromcoro]

Dead fish on the exhaust manifold
Paint can wirred to the exhaust....makes a bit of a mess when it blows.
Went out with a shelia with one of those Fiat Bamby things
F...ckin thing wouldnt pull a niger off your sister

[speedpro]

Castrol 6-hour party at friends house in Feilding. Get up next morning to return to Auckland and house owner is going on about mates "rat" honda. Rat normally meaning ratty. This time though it referred to the dead rat draped over the collector of the 4:1. It was well roasted by the time we stopped for gas and discovered it.

Have also had a hand in wedging a mini, sideways, between two buses at a sports meeting. Cable tying small bikes to rafters is good for a laugh as well.