You have 1 bullet and you are very hungry. Which do you shoot?
You have 1 bullet and you are very hungry. Which do you shoot?
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
I dunno, they seem pretty calm ... wait for a while and you might get a chance to headshot both of them.
Dave
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On a serious note though.
There are many different folk in the world, we never will live in peice, but looking at these makes you realise that we could. Life is too short to worry about who says your arse is fat or you are a crap shot. This brings this into perspective.
EDIT: No I am not turning into a tree hugging, touchy feely hippie. I would choose to shoot with a bullet over shooting with a camera , but say la vee (sp)
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Aw dammit - that's not fair!! Very cute and furry.
Though I'd be happy to cook a delicious roast with all the trimmings or rabbit casserole if someone else did the deed for me.
I'd probably be able to strangle the little bastard's necks barehanded if one of them ate the wiring on my bike . . .Then I'd have a bullet for the next person who tried to mow me down on the bike.
If I was a great shot and was able to shoot them from far away (eg 500m) I'd do it though.
Rabbit pie is delicious. Roast veni is devine.Hmm. Veni - more meat.
Illuc ivi, illud feci.
Buggrim, Buggrit.
I'm with rantyDave and NightHawk, One bullet will get both.![]()
Time to ride
I'd miss and hit the tree.............................
Ya better shoot one of them coz it looks like they are in love and god only knows what the babies will look like.
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
I'm not a vegetarian, for animals to be eaten, they need to be killed...can't have it any other way, no matter how cute they look.
So, if it was a matter of life and death and if I was a special forces operative with excellent marksmanship (like our friend Sniper who could hit a Barn Door Knob from two farms away) I would take out either of them. If I felt I could crawl back to civilization in a day or so the rabbit would go as I wouldn't want to waste a deer when just a little bit of meat would suffice.
Also I've never eaten rabbit, whereas I used to eat Venison pretty much twice a week back in the city of snails. Buy it from Pak N' Save, lovely lean meat, goes great in stews, stir frys, fried rice, even curries.
Right, now I've got to go home and decide what to pick from the fridge, I've got tuna, chicken, kangaroo, gourmet pork sausages and some steak.
Damn it Sniper you're making me hungry and I'm still stuck in the office...
Peace and C'est la vie.
Question: What calibre weapon are we shooting with? Anything bigger than a .22 and there may not be much left of Thumper.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Lol, cheers mate, but you are too kind. Good call, no point killing for the sake of it. Only kill what you need to survive.
Hmmm, venison. Must get some out the freezer now you mention it. Either that or wild pork
Lol, sorry mate
Many thanks for the spelling Hitcher. I was struggeling with it. The weapon used is up to you.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
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