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    never let someone vomit in your potential "doing it" place...
    "Take life one day at a time. Make mistakes. Learn from them. Come out a better person. Never regret the things that have gotten you where you are today."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curious_AJ View Post
    never let someone vomit in your potential "doing it" place...
    There is a rule I never really thought of...

    however will place it on the list right up there with:
    "just have as much fun as possible!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curious_AJ View Post
    never let someone vomit in your potential "doing it" place...
    Amen to that. Plus, puking in bed, whatever the situation, is just horrible! I mean, no matter how sick / drunk you are you know it's coming! Dash to the bog or if really incapable of that at least vomit on the floor rather than all over the bed! That's foul that is...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Yep, and they give you abuse when you ask them to move.............I have blocked a few in my time............its the only thing that gets my goat up.......
    I don't blame you.. They are there for people who NEED them.. Not some dickhead who is to lazy to walk an extra couple of metres to get to the shop...

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    I don't blame you.. They are there for people who NEED them.. Not some dickhead who is to lazy to walk an extra couple of metres to get to the shop...
    The other day this guy told me to go back to England, get a life etc and then said he respected disabled people..............said I was a nuisance.....dum arse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    The other day this guy told me to go back to England, get a life etc and then said he respected disabled people..............said I was a nuisance.....dum arse
    and he was parked in a disabled park..??? Sorry no respect there...

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    Mate was the guy on top and were they doing it missionary position ?

    You should have just taken your belt out, given him a g0o0o0ood whiiip on his bum!!

    And he would have come all over the place

    -mynameis at he's friendliest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    open the door and there are 2 teenagers (boy and girl!!) on the floor, half naked....
    I think whats funny , is you couldn't just write "two teenagers" you were more specific for the reader. Years ago one would have assumed two teenagers having sex would mean "a boy and a girl"...lol.

    Times have changed

    But yea, that would have been horrible for you walking in on that! Public toilets- gross
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    getting a speeding ticket is far from my mind as it is unlikely to kill me..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drum View Post
    Weren't you ever a teenager? Hormones running wild and all that.
    What do you mean "teenager"! Mine are running wilder now than ever, "I JUST CAN"T CATCH THE BUGGERS" anymore! John.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    What do you mean "teenager"! Mine are running wilder now than ever, "I JUST CAN"T CATCH THE BUGGERS" anymore! John.
    Men are faster than women

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deviant Esq View Post
    Amen to that. Plus, puking in bed, whatever the situation, is just horrible! I mean, no matter how sick / drunk you are you know it's coming! Dash to the bog or if really incapable of that at least vomit on the floor rather than all over the bed! That's foul that is...
    Or on your partner, they're easier to clean! haha
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY View Post
    ewww on the floor in a public toilet is just wrong! And poor you for having to see it!!
    They should have just gone and done it in the car like all teenager do!
    That would explain why I did not get much as a teenager. The girls I was with never liked the idea of doing it on the motorcycle seat...
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by inlinefour View Post
    That would explain why I did not get much as a teenager. The girls I was with never liked the idea of doing it on the motorcycle seat...
    Why not! Would be something to brag about to ya girlfriends at the next sleepover!! Dating a hard biker would have been awesome as a teenager. I did, but not til I was.. uh... 19! lol
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY View Post
    Why not! Would be something to brag about to ya girlfriends at the next sleepover!! Dating a hard biker would have been awesome as a teenager. I did, but not til I was.. uh... 19! lol
    All I know is that it got bloody hard to ride when the g/f could not wait until we had got home and had started helping her self...
    Never got to use the van to its full potential before my accident. Did sleep in it with the double air mattress, but alas I was alone. The tinted windows would have come in handy too.
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Men are faster than women
    Not with your pants down around your ankles..were not

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