The world's biggest penis (Prime TV, 13 July)

**Deviant Esq** · 13th July 2007, 23:31

At the risk of sounding like a typical male... I'm glad I'm not any larger than I am. It really is quite frustrating not being able to just go for it sometimes when you really just want to go for it and have fun. Big dicks are better for shock value and impressiveness for females / gay men alike, rather than actual sex.

**peasea** · 13th July 2007, 23:36

Originally Posted by Deviant Esq

At the risk of sounding like a typical male... I'm glad I'm not any larger than I am. It really is quite frustrating not being able to just go for it sometimes when you really just want to go for it and have fun. Big dicks are better for shock value and impressiveness for females / gay men alike, rather than actual sex.

I feel the same.
But then I've got a REALLY small penis.

C'mon girls, you're laughing at all this, I can hear you, but so few posts!

Where's your side of the story?

**007XX** · 13th July 2007, 23:36

Originally Posted by Deviant Esq

At the risk of sounding like a typical male... I'm glad I'm not any larger than I am. It really is quite frustrating not being able to just go for it sometimes when you really just want to go for it and have fun. Big dicks are better for shock value and impressiveness for females / gay men alike, rather than actual sex.

That's more or less the second time I see you write something along this line...

But yeah, all kidding apart, I felt quite sorry for that Jonah guy (Mr 13 1/2 inches), he didn't look at all like someone who has a balanced, happy life...even though he says he has.

And he still lives with his mother...OMG

**peasea** · 13th July 2007, 23:39

Originally Posted by 007XX

That's more or less the second time I see you write something along this line...

But yeah, all kidding apart, I felt quite sorry for that Jonah guy (Mr 13 1/2 inches), he didn't look at all like someone who has a balanced, happy life...even though he says he has.

And he still lives with his mother...OMG

Hillbillies are they? Caring/loving family?

**Deviant Esq** · 13th July 2007, 23:43

Originally Posted by 007XX

That's more or less the second time I see you write something along this line...

But yeah, all kidding apart, I felt quite sorry for that Jonah guy (Mr 13 1/2 inches), he didn't look at all like someone who has a balanced, happy life...even though he says he has.

And he still lives with his mother...OMG

Fuck, I'm sorry. But there's more to me than my penis, don't ya know...

The guy, Jonah, has seen one hell of a lot of action and gotten a lot of VIP treatment in his time for something he didn't have any control over, and that's great, but it's the way you use it I think (the attention, not the willy, you naughty girl!

). At the end of the day, is he really happy? He says he is... but is he? Sure, I'd love some of the things he got... but I'd rather be in my current situation than his.

**007XX** · 13th July 2007, 23:45

Originally Posted by peasea

Hillbillies are they? Caring/loving family?

living in Bumfuck them boy's got a pwetty mouth

Squeel like a pig, boy!

Well, actually, I'm not sure...He used to be quite good looking and fairly fit, but no matter his giant wang, the guy never actually got any long term benefits out of it.

Besides, you boys really need to know that size is not always what matters to us girls...It's really how you use it! C'mon you all know that by now!!!

Originally Posted by Deviant Esq

Fuck, I'm sorry. But there's more to me than my penis, don't ya know...

.

really???!!!

So I guess you wouldn't like to be like these guys, aka considered a sex toy?

**Deviant Esq** · 13th July 2007, 23:50

Originally Posted by 007XX

Besides, you boys really need to know that size is not always what matters to us girls...It's really how you use it! C'mon you all know that by now!!!

Do guys really know that though? I don't think that they do. As the show said, society has become obsessed with size. Guys have heard "it's not the size, it's how you use it!" said so many times that it has become a sop to those less fortunate men with a somewhat smaller member. Sure, it's how you use it mostly... but size sure helps! To an extent anyway...

What a thread this has turned into!

**peasea** · 13th July 2007, 23:53

Originally Posted by 007XX

living in Bumfuck them boy's got a pwetty mouth

Squeel like a pig, boy!

Well, actually, I'm not sure...He used to be quite good looking and fairly fit, but no matter his giant wang, the guy never actually got any long term benefits out of it.

Besides, you boys really need to know that size is not always what matters to us girls...It's really how you use it! C'mon you all know that by now!!!

I know that! I'm just trying to educate these boys......
What's your phone number?

Originally Posted by 007XX

really???!!!

So I guess you wouldn't like to be like these guys, aka considered a sex toy?

Ooh er, is there a queue for that?
Define 'toy'

**007XX** · 13th July 2007, 23:55

Originally Posted by Deviant Esq

Do guys really know that though? I don't think that they do. As the show said, society has become obsessed with size. Guys have heard "it's not the size, it's how you use it!" said so many times that it has become a sop to those less fortunate men with a somewhat smaller member. Sure, it's how you use it mostly... but size sure helps! To an extent anyway...

What a thread this has turned into!

I'd definitely agree...and without wanting to turn the tables around, women get the same in consideration to their breasts' size, along now with the shape and size of their labias (I'm not joking), where cosmetic surgeons are now offering to "reshape" their downstairs to more accpetable standards...ie: something seen in porn mags or movies, where 9 times out of 10, there is hairbrushing to the rescue...

As far as using what you got properly, if a man has a small one, it is unfortunate, but then again, there are also small women out there...you just got to find the shoe that fits!

Originally Posted by peasea

I know that! I'm just trying to educate these boys......
What's your phone number?

0800 WRNG NMBR

They'll educate themselves, don't worry!

**peasea** · 14th July 2007, 00:03

Originally Posted by Deviant Esq

What a thread this has turned into!

Did you expect anything less when the word '
penis' was mentioned?

How about a 'clitoris' thread?

"Ooh, mine's like a banana, it flails in the easterly like a wind-sock, a giant of the genital world, encapsulated in a pair of gently sliced beef-based sails, ensconced in a nostril-filling aroma of garlic and vomit"

But I wouldn't do that.

Originally Posted by 007XX

0800 WRNG NMBR

They'll educate themselves, don't worry!

Behind the bike shed, no doubt.........

**007XX** · 14th July 2007, 00:19

Originally Posted by peasea

Behind the bike shed, no doubt.........

Why??...What do you know?? ...What have you heard???

Anyways, on this happy note, I'm off to bed...see ya

*and no, I won't be dreaming of big willies*

**Deviant Esq** · 14th July 2007, 00:24

Originally Posted by 007XX

I'd definitely agree...and without wanting to turn the tables around, women get the same in consideration to their breasts' size, along now with the shape and size of their labias (I'm not joking), where cosmetic surgeons are now offering to "reshape" their downstairs to more accpetable standards...ie: something seen in porn mags or movies, where 9 times out of 10, there is airbrushing to the rescue...

All true and valid points... although for women's breasts it's more about the initial attraction that they get (or don't get) outside the bedroom than what they can actually bring between the sheets. Let's face it, a lot of men aren't that picky, the "any hole's a goal" mentality... but I know what you mean though. Difficult (almost said "hard"

) for me to imagine exactly but I sort of think of it like "What if all men's parts were viewable just like women's boobs are?" A guys with a smaller member would really feel inadequate, so I guess that translates to how some women with smaller cup sizes feel too.

I couldn't believe it when I heard women were getting cosmetic surgery on their labias. I was seriously aghast, why mess with it?!? We all know pornstars are pretty gifted (or cosmetically altered) physically as is, and most of us know they're "touched up" as well... and it doesn't exactly alter sexual performance... guess I'd have to taste test to see if it makes a difference that way?

**007XX** · 14th July 2007, 11:14

Originally Posted by Deviant Esq

All true and valid points... although for women's breasts it's more about the initial attraction that they get (or don't get) outside the bedroom than what they can actually bring between the sheets. Let's face it, a lot of men aren't that picky, the "any hole's a goal" mentality... but I know what you mean though. Difficult (almost said "hard"

) for me to imagine exactly but I sort of think of it like "What if all men's parts were viewable just like women's boobs are?" A guys with a smaller member would really feel inadequate, so I guess that translates to how some women with smaller cup sizes feel too.

I couldn't believe it when I heard women were getting cosmetic surgery on their labias. I was seriously aghast, why mess with it?!? We all know pornstars are pretty gifted (or cosmetically altered) physically as is, and most of us know they're "touched up" as well... and it doesn't exactly alter sexual performance... guess I'd have to taste test to see if it makes a difference that way?

You would, wouldn't you?

As far as cosmetic enhancement or reduction goes, it is not so much the size that matters, as much as how the person in question sees him/herself...What I am talking about is the intangible link between our image and our self confidence...
No two people will see themselves the same way...I have known really beautiful women thinking they were ugly when they were highly paid models

And I have seen the opposite too...

Originally, the labia operation was created for women with genuine problems in that department...aka the two schnitzel flapping in the wind...and unfortunately, it was caught in the whole "picture perfect Hollywood" machine and is now there to change what some women THINK is wrong with them...

But then again, where do you get a picture of what is normal??? Photos of the average penis or labias don't come about very often...

In instead, we get the unrealistic / freakish demonstration from porn who is not interested in what is normal, as it doesn't sell.