BJ's goes down once and for all

**Babelfish** · 13th July 2007, 23:30

It seems every time I meet someone from KB out there in realville the conversations goes something like:

me:"hi, I'm tempBJ"
kber:"who?"
me:"tempBJ"
kber:"sorry, what did you say"
me:"temp-BJ, t e m p b j"
kber:"na I didnt get what you said mate, whats your tag again??"
me:mumbling*fuck* "my tag is DMNTD, do you want a bum?"

So, after many iterations of the above intro hell, I've decided to go for something a little easier to say....so Babelfish it is. It used to be a DJ name of mine some time ago here and in the UK, but is more concisely described thus:

"The Babel fish is small, yellow and leechlike, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language."

Mods, if you read this, you can ditch TempBJ, he's dead to me, it just wasnt going to work...its me, its not him....but we must part....you hang up....no, you hang up....no you hang up............no you hang up......................................are you still there?........................hello?.............. *clik*

**Deviant Esq** · 13th July 2007, 23:38

Just get a mod to change your KB name from Temp BJ to something else. Heck, I started out life on KB as a different name, and many others here have. You can keep all your settings, options, bling, etc etc, only your name will change. You can always change your custom user title to "formerly TempBJ" or something... "Not going down any more..." perhaps?

**Babelfish** · 13th July 2007, 23:41

mmmmaaaaa, sounds like to much fiddlin with Mods to me, this way I coud just kick things off again....I dont give an oversized rodents chocolate starfish about all the bling n shizzle....but if a Mod'd prefer to just rename tempbj then who am I to argue

**Drum** · 13th July 2007, 23:45

What did you say your tag was again?

**bugjuice** · 13th July 2007, 23:58

so i'm the only bj again?

**Babelfish** · 14th July 2007, 07:13

The world does need more BJ's but some may find that hard to swallow

**Grahameeboy** · 14th July 2007, 07:17

Nemo, Shark Tale......Babelfish.............makings for a new movie me thinks

**Mrs Busa Pete** · 14th July 2007, 07:30

Well I prefered temptBJ i can remember that more than the new one.

**Holy Roller** · 14th July 2007, 07:37

What was the question again?

**riffer** · 14th July 2007, 07:38

Oh thank God for that.

I thought for a second you'd binned again and this was your death notice.

Welcome to the forums Babelfish.

**Babelfish** · 14th July 2007, 07:38

Originally Posted by busa pete

Well I prefered temptBJ i can remember that more than the new one.

Sure....I'll keep a difficilt tag just to aid your ageing memory! And anyway, wasnt it your missus that thought I was a chick?

Then again, Babelfish is equaly androgenous. Perhaps I should have called myself BlokeyManChestHairWithCocknBalls

I will work towards being equally memorable under my new guise.

**Grahameeboy** · 14th July 2007, 07:41

Originally Posted by Babelfish

I will work towards being equally memorable under my new guise.

You were you before?

**Babelfish** · 14th July 2007, 07:46

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

You were you before?

To ones that mattered

mother fucker

**Babelfish** · 14th July 2007, 07:49

Originally Posted by riffer

Oh thank God for that.

I thought for a second you'd binned again and this was your death notice.

Welcome to the forums Babelfish.

Shit, I'd hope my demise hasa better title than that...like "somehow BJ went fast enough to kill himslf"....or "Slightly used GSR600 and mildly torn leathers for sale in easy to carry egg carton"