Maybe the arrival of a new computer at home has put a "handbrake" on nocturnal funOriginally Posted by jrandom
on the up
Maybe the arrival of a new computer at home has put a "handbrake" on nocturnal fun
And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
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[QUOTE=White trash]
You're dead me ol' mate. You underestimate the "sneaky sneakyness"!
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Rundown of The Trashman's "sneaky sneakyness".
1. Spend prior week fasting - aim is 55kg
2. Borrow mates 03 GSXR1000 rather than own 86 GSXR750 for sprints
3. Remove wing mirrors
4. Prise brake pads away from the discs - ahh WTF, remove all calipers - who
needs brakes anyway
5. Consume one Indian Hot curry the night before to assist in excess weight removal the following morning
6. Borrow Jimbo750's leathers with 'aerodynamic speed hump'
7. Psyche out opposition with threats of "your all fucken dead".
8. Enter on three different bikes, thus maximising chances of winning
9. If all else fails, get trailer park mates to kidnap fastest opposition riders
Go the Trashman
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I would lean a little toward that theory, yes.Maybe the arrival of a new computer at home has put a "handbrake" on nocturnal fun
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
toadily mad
Hey Hooks I can totally relate, I've been stuck inside with 4 of mine, the other 2 are thankfully working, but I am so tired of being a responsible parent, I am so looking forward to going to tokaanu, first time in 21 years I will have had a break from parenting. It's soooo exciting!!farkin' mad prick !!! I've got an excuse ... it's the hols and I've been stuck inside with 5 kids all bloody day ... I need this beer and loud music !!What's your excuse ???
Loud and Uncouth
You're more mellow when 'drunk in charge of keyboard' than I am WT, btw it is the ONLY time I rant'n'rave, those pretty little white squares with letters on them must unleash the dark side of me
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
it's been a while..
imagine how hard it'll be to get them in the ignition...
I"M WAtchin YOU Buddy ...
NOw thats FReaky mate ...This is so farkin' fuuuunnnnyyyyyy when you're half cut and can't see the keys.
As I said, ignore me. Seriously!
And if you're posting at this hour, you should be in bed with your wife. Or someone.
YOu postedd at 23:23 on the 23rd ... itsa sign ... see==>
pm me for my postal addresse ...<== I DONT have nappy rashe
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THe hand's farster than the eye ... keepan eye onda feet .. .
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