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    because they cant ride themselves i have lots of female friends who ride big blocks and keep up with the boys. a good mate even beat the boys at a meet in taupo sparks flying, the boys had to take there hat off to her in the end she was on a fatboy. we ride just as well as they can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limbimtimwim View Post
    Just say: "It does 0->100 in less than 3.5 seconds. It does about 250km/h. No, you can't have a ride because you thought I had a scooter, and there is no chance of sex at all."


    I get this crap all the time. It used to really bug me, now I give em some witty remark or play along with em and leave em not realising they just got the
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    Quote Originally Posted by bert_is_evil View Post
    Why is it that guys who don't ride instantly assume when they find out you do that you must ride a scooter?
    I managed to last this long without posting this but I couldn't hold it in any longer....You're a chick so you must've binned a GSXR250 on the last corner before the start/finish straight at Taupo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    I managed to last this long without posting this but I couldn't hold it in any longer....You're a chick so you must've binned a GSXR250 on the last corner before the start/finish straight at Taupo!
    I'm still waiting for that back tyre to grip
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    Quote Originally Posted by bert_is_evil View Post
    I'm still waiting for that back tyre to grip
    Your a chick, so it takes a long time to think of a suitable reply

    p/t, sorry couldn't resist

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    I'll get back to you on that
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    I managed to last this long without posting this but I couldn't hold it in any longer....You're a chick so you must've binned a GSXR250 on the last corner before the start/finish straight at Taupo!
    and on the grass at Taupo on the thou, lol
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    Ahhhh, there but for the grace of god go we. Pride cometh before a fall I shall say no more lest I bin my bike.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    I managed to last this long without posting this but I couldn't hold it in any longer....
    A very common male problem, unfortunately! Sorry to hear of your affliction! *bows her head in (semi)sincere sympathy*


    Quote Originally Posted by Kendog View Post
    Your a chick, so it takes a long time to think of a suitable reply

    p/t, sorry couldn't resist
    Yep, read above reply...
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    A very common male problem, unfortunately! Sorry to hear of your affliction! *bows her head in (semi)sincere sympathy*

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    14th July until 6th August is not a bad effort. 2 questions then.

    1/ How long do you expect a man to hold it in for?
    2/ How do you manage to pee straight?
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    14th July until 6th August is not a bad effort. 2 questions then.

    1/ How long do you expect a man to hold it in for?
    2/ How do you manage to pee straight?
    haven't been on this thread for a while...too busy talking about bikes, boobs and arses!

    1/I have no expectations...but let's just say I see my hubby as a freakin legend Besides, a true gentleman know to come last, right?

    2/ Aim for the fly on the wall??? (was that a trick question?)
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bert_is_evil View Post
    Why is it that guys who don't ride instantly assume when they find out you do that you must ride a scooter? It really gets my goat - am I justified or should I just get over it?
    Entirely justified. Make a point of letting them know who you are as you go roaring past them...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArcherWC View Post
    and on the grass at Taupo on the thou, lol
    lesson learned there: grass + ace + handful of throttle = bucking bronco
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    Quote Originally Posted by bert_is_evil View Post
    Why is it that guys who don't ride instantly assume when they find out you do that you must ride a scooter? It really gets my goat - am I justified or should I just get over it?

    Ha Ha, I have a Harley FXRS an I call my bike the scooter. Never had any one assume I ride a real scooter, have had the odd comment from guys that dikes ride bikes, but they are assholes an i bet they wouldnt say that in front of my husband. Wouldnt worry what any one thinks tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bert_is_evil View Post
    I didn't think so, but perhaps working in a male dominated workplace makes me feel like I have to prove I'm not one of those silly girls from a 60's film who stands on a chair screaming when they see a mouse. lame, I should get over it and not give a shit

    me too - working in a predominantly blue-collar environment with just me and 100 blokes .....

    it's temping for others to say "just get over it and don't bother about what they think", but the reality is that, if you let it go, it could well encourage more of the same to the point where it gets in the way of getting the job done .....

    so, not only do you have to prove that you are not some kind of stereotypical 'girly-girl', you have to go ON proving it ............'though, luckily, not stridently once you have established your intial position

    for what it's worth, i don't believe this sort of derogatory workplace-stereotyping is a sexist thing ...... i believe it's a perceived weakness thing -

    luckily for us we have the resources to disabuse them of the notion
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