What is it with single women and their cats?

[Maha]

Damn straight brother.

Dont go all....Bretheren on me now!....ya big pussy.....

[Toaster]

Dont go all....Bretheren on me now!....ya big pussy.....

I do love big pussy.

[Sanx]

It's sort of relevant so I'll trot out my cat quotes:

"Thousands of years ago in primitive civilisations, cats were revered as Gods. And they've never forgotten this."

"Cats are delicate creatures subject to all kinds of ailments. But I've never once heard of a cat that suffered from insomnia."

[sunhuntin]

It's sort of relevant so I'll trot out my cat quotes:

"Cats are delicate creatures subject to all kinds of ailments. But I've never once heard of a cat that suffered from insomnia."

no kiddin... after a long hard day of sleeping on a chair in the sun, my boy in the photo then moved on to a hard evening of sleeping in front of the heater! lazy lil shit. lol

[Drew]

How to make a cat go woof, just add petrol, and a match. Problem solved.

My lady says, pussys are gay, she dont like lookinat, touchin, feding, or fixin' 'em.

She says they bite, scratch, and generally want to eat you.

She is of cousrse a vet nurse, so get yo fuggin minds out of the gutter!!!

[Sanx]

Cats are wonderful creatures. Well, ours are anyway. The feral one I caught in the house about three weeks ago - the one that, when I tried to catch it after it panicked and started tearing the place up whilst pissing everywhere, bit my hand through my virtualy brand new Rev'It gloves - was evil incarnate.

It's true my other half loves our cats to bits, but I certainly wouldn't be without them at all.

[Sanx]

Cats are too small. If I could get a Tiger, I might be interested.

Tigers. Fun, but they whine.

[Conquiztador]

Men ARE like dogs, women ARE like cats.

On that note: I have managed to get the cats to sound like dogs:

Pour some petrol on the cat, throw a burning match on it and the cat will go: WOOOF

My ex knew how to make a dog sound like a cat: She would take the dog and manage to get a MIOUWWW by pushing it through the band saw.

[Hitcher]

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

[Sanx]

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

Not staff. Slaves.

[Curious_AJ]

this is why single women love their cats.... they're sexy and completely irrisistable...

[deanohit]

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

Too true mate. Always liked my dog more than some damn cat. Hate the cats that as soon as you get inside someones house, is rubbing up against you.
Now pussys on the other hand......

[zeocen]

I'm a cat lover, so I guess I'm a little bit gay. (My kitty is at the ripe age of 19, yes, nineteen. Even if someone makes a gesture of hurting her I will tackle that person and end their existence.) but that was nothing to when I first met my now girlfriend.

A couple of dates in, we were at her place and she had 3 cats inside.. I mentioned, that's a lot of cats. They were cool though, one's a real fatty and if you scratch it's tummy it stretches and grabs the carpet like "ooh yeahhh, ohh that's the spot ohhhhh yeahhh". But anyway, she said she had more cats outside, because a crazy cat lady didn't fix her cats and they kept multiplying and then she left, so being the kind hearted person my GF is she took them in.

I thought nothing of it, I thought she was just exagerating on the whole crazy cat lady side, then she asked if I wanted to see her other cats.. I was like, sure? So we went out back and a few whistles and callings and the whole cat population of fucking new zealand came to her call. I was like, wow, my girlfriend is crazy fucking cat lady.

I later realised that she had taken them all in and given them their shots and had them fixed and always has steady food/drink for them, all out of her own pocket.. which she thought nothing of, made me like her a little bit more, I'm a softy like that (I think I'm the girl of the relationship... :/...)

I forgot the point to this story..
Oh yeah, we were talking about it, and figured that while dogs are cool, you can pretty much shit on them and they would still sit and lie down at your command, whereas cats you have to work harder, and you get rewarded with affection and a fluff ball rubbing against you purring, I'm sure a fair amount of females like the affection given.

My kitty can fetch and even 100% deaf, will come when I call her (if she see's me, that is.)

My dog, well my dog is just a cunt. A loud yappy cunt. (I also love her, but I have a 19 year old rapore with my cat, I'd hate to play favourites but my pup is content with me taking her for a walk and playing fetch for now hehe).

Holy 1am rant batman. This is a long post, time to rehydrate!