White is the new black
While I'm in the shower one of my cats scratches at the door to get in. She also balances delicately on the edge of the bath while we're in it. She's jumped on me once while I was in the bath - got out pretty quickly too!Originally Posted by vifferman
A friend of my wife had a strange cat - it used to go in the shower with her!
Voluntarily!
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A friend of mine never knew you don't wash cats - he decided to put his cat cordie into the shower - he was so shocked she didn't like it and scratched him to buggery. Geez I laughed. He was blonde.
My previous male cat use to sit right by the shower and watch - perverted I say. My new cat just lounges around all day and nite. I was given some cat shampoo for her - she's a red thoroughbred persion - with the advice - she doesn't really like it. I brush her EVERYDAY.
Actions speak louder than words or good intentions
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating
Po ta toes
Our Kendog loves sitting just outside the shower so he gets the fine mist spray on him, then tries to jump in as soon as the shower is turned off or the bath water is drained, except once it wasn't, that was funny, the look on his face like "Oh shit, the water's still in there, and I'm all wet!!". A flatmate of mine had a Abyssinian that would always sit on the window sill and watch you shower, he was a sweety, so I let him stay, bit of company too!
FUN LOVIN CRIMINAL
What!!!.........no wet pussy joke?....Cat & a Rooster walking on a bridge over a river, the cat stumbles and falls in the water, The rooster starts laughing his head off !
Moral of the story? Where ever there's a wet pussy there's a happy cock
Just faidin away!
I am looking forward to the next world, I have ordered a placing as a ladies cat (as apposed to pussy!) I think I will enjoy that!
Even better if the lady is a biker, I will feel right at home!John.
PS:Ouch, I forgot about the bloody VET!.................Then again.
I'll only be a bloody cat!
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My cats have showers. I grab them, one at a time, chuck them in, and close the door. Then all I have to do is reach over and turn the shower on... clean cat... no shredded bits! They REALLY like getting out....
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
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hope you don't get Mrs Slocum!I am looking forward to the next world, I have ordered a placing as a ladies cat (as apposed to pussy!) I think I will enjoy that!
Even better if the lady is a biker, I will feel right at home!
PS:
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
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Jee...you think?007 methinks that abitof info he's NOT gonna share
Saying this, it was a purely rethorical comment, most definitely without any expectation of a reply...waaayyy too many details, it would be!!!
Deep in the heart...
Dunno yet mate, still trying to get a couple of things sorted, will try to though.
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
...there lurks the skid demon
What the heck is THAT? Looks like a drowned Mogwaii - but then you'd have like a million gremlins all over the place...
Moral of the story? Where ever there's a wet pussy there's a happy cock
Keep it rubber-side down...
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