a really rich version of me, but I get into motorcycles earlier, and because I'm rich, I buy a big area of ground, and lay a huge motorcycle only carpark so I could stunt my heart out, and the police aren't invited...
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a really rich version of me, but I get into motorcycles earlier, and because I'm rich, I buy a big area of ground, and lay a huge motorcycle only carpark so I could stunt my heart out, and the police aren't invited...
“There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? ”-Clerks
Po ta toes
An Eagle or a cactus.
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It's hard to soar like an Eagle when you're surrounded by Turkeys....
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
National Spelling Chimp 2007
I'd come back as one of my dogs.
Whoopie!! It's time to get up!
Whoopie! It's breakfast!!
Whoopie!! It's walk time!!
Snoooze.
Whoopie!! Car time!
Whoopie!! It's time to go to the beach and roll on dead manta rays!!
Whoopie!! Car time!
Whoopie!! Time to eat!!
Snooze. Snooze.
Whoopie!! It's time to get up . . .
Illuc ivi, illud feci.
Buggrim, Buggrit.
Rest In Peace
Hey Cola, careful!!...Janno's dogs are after you...Originally Posted by Colapop
I'd want to come back as a dolphin...smarter than the average animal, swimming / playing in the water all day, very graceful and svelte and the only other animal on Earth who actually has sex for the sheer pleasure of it....*SIGH*
Oh, and yes, also able to kick shark's butts...
Hardcore Biker
If I believed in it I would come back as me again. Only I would do it better second time around (without the stress). First time around was only a rehearsal
Iiimbecile-baiting since 2007
There's an ape that does it as well. Can't remember which one though. Useful post this, huh?
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Only to get purchased by Michael Jackson? No thanks
I'd come back as a Killer Whale. All the plusses of a Dolphin but you can be a really bad bugger and eat all kinds shit and people still want to free you.... Bit like being ned kelly - a popular criminal...
Deus ex ukulele
I thought that "Free Willy" was a documentary about the benefits of going commando?
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH
I would want to come back as my GSXR. Or a Lion. Or a female...so I had my own boobs.
Nail your colours to the mast that all may look upon them and know who you are.
It takes a big man to cry...and an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
Heavy Metal Thunder
And you get to catch and play tennis with young seals, batting them to your mates with your tail fluke.
Destroy Everything! Destroy Everything! Destroy Everything! Obliterate what makes us weak!
Forum whore
FREE Willy - bugger - I thought they had 2 extras.....
Weapons of Mass Acceleration
Sounds like there is a story to be told there my friend........Honestly.... as me, so I could change the fateful week my father died
Weapons of Mass Acceleration
Geez Hitcher you crack me up mate. I am crying tears of laughter!
I think I will upgrade and come back as a four slice Toaster.
His Excellency
..... and fly around all day kacking on shiny new cages.
Oh if only it was possible.
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