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**Usarka** · 21st July 2007, 15:22

Originally Posted by Toaster

You do realise I am a jackass and would actually do that. I have an air rifle and bow and arrows too if you want to up the stakes!

air rifle fights are fun but getting hit in the ear hurts like a m*****fucker.

**Toaster** · 21st July 2007, 15:28

Originally Posted by Usarka

air rifle fights are fun but getting hit in the ear hurts like a m*****fucker.

Possibly as sore as a dart in the achillies heel, or a baseball bat in the nuts. I am just glad them boys still work!

**inlinefour** · 21st July 2007, 15:38

Originally Posted by Toaster

You do realise I am a jackass and would actually do that. I have an air rifle and bow and arrows too if you want to up the stakes!

I also have a target high powered air pistol. I'm keen as long as we stay at the 10 paces. Can start with the BB guns, but I will get bored quickly with those and take a shot with the air pistol. The bow and arrows I will have to take a miss as there is no way I could use them. Ask anyone who know me, I'd do it also, I shit you not. I was asked if the BB guns hurt the other day when they arrived. So I shot myself in the side of the head at point blank range to see. Gave my friend who asked the question quite a scare, or so she said.

**Toaster** · 21st July 2007, 15:43

Originally Posted by inlinefour

I shot myself in the side of the head at point blank range to see. Gave my friend who asked the question quite a scare, or so she said.

Just fell backwards off my chair laughing! There are easier ways to get laid than scaring the b-jesus out of a girl ya know! (although it did work for the Highlander when he stabbed himself).

**inlinefour** · 21st July 2007, 15:47

Originally Posted by Toaster

Just fell backwards off my chair laughing! There are easier ways to get laid than scaring the b-jesus out of a girl ya know! (although it did work for the Highlander when he stabbed himself).

I did not get laid, maybe I'm doing something wrong?

**Toaster** · 21st July 2007, 15:54

Originally Posted by inlinefour

I did not get laid, maybe I'm doing something wrong?

Geez, do I have to show you how to do that aswell!! Is your friend hot?

**inlinefour** · 21st July 2007, 16:07

Originally Posted by Toaster

Geez, do I have to show you how to do that aswell!! Is your friend hot?

No, yes and consider it a work in progress...

**Toaster** · 21st July 2007, 16:08

Gotta love a challenge mate.

**Street Gerbil** · 21st July 2007, 22:56

Originally Posted by inlinefour

So I shot myself in the side of the head at point blank range to see. Gave my friend who asked the question quite a scare, or so she said.

I will never forget the freak accident in which my friend got accidentally shot in the arm by his roommate while playing Doom (his roommate worked as a security guard). He later said that enjoyed the game but really didn't expect THAT degree of realism.

**Mrs Busa Pete** · 22nd July 2007, 08:30

Originally Posted by Toaster

Gotta love a challenge mate.

These are fine words my man and ones that you have to remember. Stay positive

**BuFfY** · 22nd July 2007, 16:41

Originally Posted by Toaster

Ya reckon Miss BuFfy??!!

(what is an Indian giver?)

An indian giver is someone who gives you something but then takes it back

**Toaster** · 22nd July 2007, 18:18

Originally Posted by BuFfY

An indian giver is someone who gives you something but then takes it back

You know me Buffy... I am not a selfish man.

**Toaster** · 22nd July 2007, 18:29

Just a big thanks to the people from KB that made my day today, you know who you are.

For the coffee, fun, invites and text messages - you guys and girls rock.

Damn I love coffee.