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ever wonder why the auzzy cricket team got so umm... lucky last year?
STANDARD BACKYARD "auzzy" CRICKET RULES
Can't Get Out First Ball : Curious rule introduced to give the token unco bastard a reprieve. Smart-arse batsmen use it to hone their reverse sweep - which becomes interesting when smart-arse bowlers use it to hone their beamer.
Caught Behind : Since no-one has the desire or the reflexes to stand in the slips cordon, an edge onto the back fence constitutes instant dismissal. Has signalled the death of the late cut.
One Hand, One Bounce : This popular innovation (When a fielder can dismiss a batsman by catching the ball in one hand on the first bounce)is essential to the very fabric of the sport. Importantly, it means a game can be organised with a minimum of players. More importantly, it means you don't have to put your beer down, which curiously enough had been imported from kiwiland.
No LBW : When no umpires are available (or trustworthy), the only option is to can the LBW rule altogether, ensuring cagey batsmen shuffle across the crease as if test driving a Zimmer frame.
Six And Out (Then Fetch It) : Introduced to combat space and energy restrictions. It's rumoured to have been initiated by a hapless bowler living alongside a pack of Rottweilers.
I wonder why i bother.
Firestarter Racing on facebook http://www.facebook.com/FirestarterRacing
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www.fluidcoatings.co.nz
www.motostyle.co.nz
MAXIMA racing Oils
www.projectdigital.co.nz
METZELER Tires
New Plymouth Motorcycle Center
www.topstitch.co.nz/
So you're Indian, like to drink, like cricket, think stinking bloody Bombay is the bees knees, mate please don't tell me you or your family own a dairy too... how can one person fit so many stereotypes?
Save some sniggering for tomorrow, I'm off for some Chicken Teriyaki.
no no silly boy, who said im indian.
Firestarter Racing on facebook http://www.facebook.com/FirestarterRacing
Racing thanks to:
www.fluidcoatings.co.nz
www.motostyle.co.nz
MAXIMA racing Oils
www.projectdigital.co.nz
METZELER Tires
New Plymouth Motorcycle Center
www.topstitch.co.nz/
Firestarter Racing on facebook http://www.facebook.com/FirestarterRacing
Racing thanks to:
www.fluidcoatings.co.nz
www.motostyle.co.nz
MAXIMA racing Oils
www.projectdigital.co.nz
METZELER Tires
New Plymouth Motorcycle Center
www.topstitch.co.nz/
Tha Jandal: Adding another dimension to "rubber side down"
Jandal [jan-duhl] noun: a mythical entity presiding over bikers
Jandal [jan-duhl] verb: "to jandal" is to involuntarily separate from one's boik.
Jandalled [jan-duhlled] past tense - usage: "bro, I've just gone and jandalled it"
Firestarter Racing on facebook http://www.facebook.com/FirestarterRacing
Racing thanks to:
www.fluidcoatings.co.nz
www.motostyle.co.nz
MAXIMA racing Oils
www.projectdigital.co.nz
METZELER Tires
New Plymouth Motorcycle Center
www.topstitch.co.nz/
Tha Jandal: Adding another dimension to "rubber side down"
Jandal [jan-duhl] noun: a mythical entity presiding over bikers
Jandal [jan-duhl] verb: "to jandal" is to involuntarily separate from one's boik.
Jandalled [jan-duhlled] past tense - usage: "bro, I've just gone and jandalled it"
rofl. now thats nub
Firestarter Racing on facebook http://www.facebook.com/FirestarterRacing
Racing thanks to:
www.fluidcoatings.co.nz
www.motostyle.co.nz
MAXIMA racing Oils
www.projectdigital.co.nz
METZELER Tires
New Plymouth Motorcycle Center
www.topstitch.co.nz/
um, if you were trying to say that I'm a newbie, newb or noob, I'd check the facts before running your mouth (in real life or otherwise).
Not sure if you meant newbie to riding, KB, or what, but like I've said before, I'd take the Pepsi Challenge with you anytime.
JSG - come back anytime, you're like a genius compared to this guy. Whoa - did I just say that?!
Tha Jandal: Adding another dimension to "rubber side down"
Jandal [jan-duhl] noun: a mythical entity presiding over bikers
Jandal [jan-duhl] verb: "to jandal" is to involuntarily separate from one's boik.
Jandalled [jan-duhlled] past tense - usage: "bro, I've just gone and jandalled it"
Firestarter Racing on facebook http://www.facebook.com/FirestarterRacing
Racing thanks to:
www.fluidcoatings.co.nz
www.motostyle.co.nz
MAXIMA racing Oils
www.projectdigital.co.nz
METZELER Tires
New Plymouth Motorcycle Center
www.topstitch.co.nz/
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