The Police

**NZsarge** · 18th January 2008, 13:07

Originally Posted by Sully60

She could "open" for me anytime

Originally Posted by Number One

I'd hit her in the head with a poo bat...or something! Step off my man biarch!

Pfft, iv'e said it before and i'll say it again.....and again probably Monica Belluci! though hardly likely to be the opening act at a concert granted but much better to look at than Fergie IMHO.

**Number One** · 18th January 2008, 13:26

Originally Posted by NZsarge

Pfft, iv'e said it before and i'll say it again.....and again probably Monica Belluci! though hardly likely to be the opening act at a concert granted but much better to look at than Fergie IMHO.

Well I'd hit Monica in the head with a poo bat too...if she was comin onto my man that is!!!

AND you are right...Monica IS WAY hotter than skanky old plastic fantastic Fergie...

So what, that you so hot Fergie?! ...I could look like that too if I got all the fat sucked out of me, had myself a personal trainer, endless amounts of cash for the botox, collegen and fantastic clothing. I'll tell ya what you can do with yer London Bridge... Bet she can't ride a bike either!!!!

**Stirts** · 18th January 2008, 13:30

what's a "poo bat"? they sound like fun

**Number One** · 18th January 2008, 13:33

Originally Posted by Stirts

what's a "poo bat"? they sound like fun

I've been cooking one up all day...what's yer postal I'll pop it in the mail for ya

**Stirts** · 18th January 2008, 13:35

Originally Posted by Number One

I've been cooking one up all day...what's yer postal I'll pop it in the mail for ya

Cool!!!!! Nut flavour please!!!!!

**FlangMasterJ** · 18th January 2008, 13:36

Originally Posted by Number One

I've been cooking one up all day...what's yer postal I'll pop it in the mail for ya

I've already delivered a couple to Moa Point today.

Yep Monica Belluci is fine. Can't go poast Jessica Biel though.

**Number One** · 18th January 2008, 13:36

Originally Posted by Stirts

Cool!!!!! Nut flavour please!!!!!

Sorry I only do peas and carrots luv

**007XX** · 18th January 2008, 13:38

Originally Posted by NZsarge

Pfft, iv'e said it before and i'll say it again.....and again probably Monica Belluci! though hardly likely to be the opening act at a concert granted but much better to look at than Fergie IMHO.

Agree completely there

Originally Posted by Number One

Well I'd hit Monica in the head with a poo bat too...if she was comin onto my man that is!!!

AND you are right...Monica IS WAY hotter than skanky old plastic fantastic Fergie...

So what, that you so hot Fergie?! ...I could look like that too if I got all the fat sucked out of me, had myself a personal trainer, endless amounts of cash for the botox, collegen and fantastic clothing. I'll tell ya what you can do with yer London Bridge... Bet she can't ride a bike either!!!!

Whoah...ya a feisty little number, ain't ya? Mmeeeeeeooowww...

I prefer aluminium baseball bats personally

**Sully60** · 18th January 2008, 13:43

Originally Posted by Number One

I'd hit her in the head with a poo bat...or something! Step off my man biarch!

Well I'd hit Monica in the head with a poo bat too...if she was comin onto my man that is!!! AND you are right...Monica IS WAY hotter than skanky old plastic fantastic Fergie...

Originally Posted by 007xx

Oh you go girl !!!! I'll hold the biarch down for ya...

Cool!
So if we get get you two, Monica and Fergie all together could we have a tag team wrestling match?

My money's on my honey and double O. Assuming you'd be team mates.

Isn't it nice to feel wanted

**007XX** · 18th January 2008, 13:48

Originally Posted by Sully60

Cool!
So if we get get you two, Monica and Fergie all together could we have a tag team wrestling match?

My money's on my honey and double O. Assuming you'd be team mates.

Isn't it nice to feel wanted

Oh assume away my friend...I got your ladie's back anyday

(and you can interpret that any way you like

)

But I'm afraid it's not all about you Dear...More about any biatches coming close to our man: that is the Big Nono.

**Sully60** · 18th January 2008, 13:58

Originally Posted by 007XX

Oh assume away my friend...I got your ladie's back anyday

(and you can interpret that any way you like

)

It's her shoulder that needs support, she did hereself a bit of an injury trying to keep keep the hordes of bucket racing groupies away from me, man there's some rabid biatches in that lot!

Originally Posted by 007XX

But I'm afraid it's not all about you Dear...More about any biatches coming close to our man: that is the Big Nono.

No worries there, I don't even have a credit card so I'm not into plastic biatches anyway, none of my bikes have fairings!

**Number One** · 18th January 2008, 14:06

Originally Posted by 007XX

Oh assume away my friend...I got your ladie's back anyday

(and you can interpret that any way you like

)

I got yer front...much rather your front than my back

**Number One** · 18th January 2008, 14:09

Originally Posted by Sully60

It's her shoulder that needs support, she did hear self a bit of an injury trying to keep keep the hordes of bucket racing groupies away from me...

oh darling

Damn shoulder is killing me today too! Feel rather sick.

**007XX** · 18th January 2008, 14:13

Originally Posted by Number One

I got yer front...much rather your front than my back

I could say something here, but we wouldn't want people getting the wrong impression here, now would we?

Originally Posted by Number One

oh darling

Damn shoulder is killing me today too! Feel rather sick.

Seriously now: have it checked out if you haven't already. It's quite easy to damage the tendons or ligaments and dismiss it too lightly. It's a bastard to heal properly too if you don't know how bad it is...