Risks of meeting on the internet

**MSTRS:Me** · 18th July 2007, 13:09

Leftovers? I don't think so!

**janno** · 18th July 2007, 14:16

She could advertise herself as the perfect woman.

Provides warmth in winter, and shade in summer . . .

**Stirts** · 18th July 2007, 14:17

Originally Posted by Sniper

The bright side? THE BRIGHT SIDE??? Which side would that be, morning or afternoon side?

S

nasty piece of work you are

**Stirts** · 18th July 2007, 14:18

Originally Posted by The Stranger

Neat trick, you certainly look better in the small pic.

I try my best

**Stirts** · 18th July 2007, 14:27

LEFTOVERS

*breathe*

....i think i just wet myself

**007XX** · 18th July 2007, 16:15

Originally Posted by Karma

She's the ultimate lazy mans girlfriend! It's all about marketing to the correct sector.

Don't like long walks on the beach? neither does she
Don't like shopping for hours? neither does she
Don't like cuddling in the evening? neither does she

It's just that none of you are the target audience for that fat chick lovin!

Oh... and considering her size you could feed yourself on her leftovers and never need buy another meal again!

That's what I call pure pragmatism...

**007XX** · 18th July 2007, 16:18

Originally Posted by Sniper

The bright side? THE BRIGHT SIDE??? Which side would that be, morning or afternoon side?

S

Originally Posted by Stirts

nasty piece of work you are

But you got to admit he has a point...Even Saturn doesn't have that many protective rings around it!!!

**kiwifruit** · 18th July 2007, 16:19

I'd hit it

**Cajun** · 18th July 2007, 16:31

Originally Posted by kiwifruit

I'd hit it

your pretty much hit anything if it spread it legs mate

**Stirts** · 18th July 2007, 16:32

Originally Posted by kiwifruit

I'd hit it

.....and then ride the tidal wave?

**Stirts** · 18th July 2007, 16:33

Originally Posted by Cajun

your pretty much hit anything if it spread it legs mate

Is kiwifruit a runt boy?....they luuuuv big girls

**MSTRS:Me** · 18th July 2007, 16:35

Originally Posted by Stirts

.....and then ride the tidal wave?

You'd need to be a limpet. The backwash would be massive...

**Stirts** · 18th July 2007, 16:41

Originally Posted by MSTRS

You'd need to be a limpet. The backwash would be massive...

eeewwwwwwwwwwwww.....backwash......

**Stirts** · 18th July 2007, 16:48

I just got my first red rep for dis

**Trudes** · 18th July 2007, 20:03

You lot are all so mean!!
I never should have let Nigel take that pic of me, and can't believe he put it on the net and then I find it here, on my favourite site, and you are all laughing and making horrible jokes about my sexy body. I'll have you all know that I am a really nice person and have a brain to match my body.

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