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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    M-U-M-M-Y!!!!....it's looking at me....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drum View Post
    You think that's bad. I met these people on the internet and all they wanted was to go motorcycle riding, and then stop at pubs and cafes for food and drink.

    Deviants!
    The Cheek of them!!!!

    Forcing you to Stop, against ya will, at the Pubs & Cafes for Food N Drink.

    Whats the bloody interweb coming too?

    I bet the deviant bastards even expect to talk to them about the days ride or ya bike or something equally interesting like that.
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    Will you two stop talking about me and DMNTD like that, geeees
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    You know, I keep skim-reading this thread title as "Risks of meeting me on the internet".

    So, Stirts... how you doin'?

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    At the risk of sounding PC ( and I am most certainly not )

    Providing the lady has at least half a brain and a reasonable personality, she is infinately more preferable to that airhead Paris Hilton, who seems to give an erection to most of the male population ( and probably female for that matter).

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    Hehehehe she made the size of the word file XXXL as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    I never should have let Nigel take that pic of me, and can't believe he put it on the net... I'll have you all know that I am a really nice person and have a brain to match my body.
    Which just goes to prove that bigger isn't always better. A narrow but fit mind will always win over a broad and lazy one...

    Quote Originally Posted by ali View Post
    At the risk of sounding PC ( and I am most certainly not )

    Providing the lady has at least half a brain and a reasonable personality, she is infinately more preferable to that airhead Paris Hilton, who seems to give an erection to most of the male population ( and probably female for that matter).
    I very much doubt any thinking man would find Ms. Hilton the least attractive. What I can not grasp is why she and her doings are considered newsworthy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post


    I very much doubt any thinking man would find Ms. Hilton the least attractive. What I can not grasp is why she and her doings are considered newsworthy.
    +1...why, I've seen much better snatches down at the Turkish Womens Weight-lifting Club.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    She looks like Britney.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    You know, I keep skim-reading this thread title as "Risks of meeting me on the internet".

    So, Stirts... how you doin'?

    If I were doing any better I'd be cloned!

    Thanks for asking
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    Quote Originally Posted by janno View Post
    But her skin will be knackered now, she'd have to get extensive surgery to tighten everything up otherwise she'd look like a shar pei.
    Extensive? Not really.

    Just pick her up by her feet, shake her out a bit, chop off the slack and stitch her up again

    Seriously though..that is sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Extensive? Not really.

    Just pick her up by her feet, shake her out a bit, chop off the slack and stitch her up again
    like to see you try with this one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    like to see you try with this one
    eeewwwwwwwwwww

    Would take a few strong surgeons for that job! At least she found some pretty undies in her size though go equal opportunity!

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