Stars that wont be in the paper

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AQUARIUS- (Jan 20 - Feb 19)
You are forward and generally over bearing.
You are able to fool most people into thinking you are knowledgeable by
bluffing.You are as thick as pigshit.
Aquarian's make excellent teachers, public servents and 0900 operators.

PISCES - (Feb 20 - Mar 20)
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or the CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you for flauntinging your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward.
Pisces people screw small animals and pick their nose alot.

ARIES - (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice.
You are a prick.

TAURUS - (Apr 20 - May 20)
You ae practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn, bullheaded arsehole.
You are nothing but a goddamn communist munt.

GEMINI - (May 20 - June 20)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard.
Gemini's are notorius for thriving on incest.

CANCER - (June 21 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off.
That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth shit.

LEO - (July 23 - Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting.
Leo people are theiving bastards and kiss mirrors alot.

VIRGO - (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit-picking is sickening to your friends is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional amd often fall asleep while screwing.
Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.

LIBRA - (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores.
All Libras die of veneral disease.

SCORPIO - (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted . You shall acheive the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch.
Most Scorpio people are murdered.

SAGITARRIUS - (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagitarrians are drunks or
pot-heads.
People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting fucked.

CAPRICORN - (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance.
You should kill yourself.

[Posh Tourer :P]

LIBRA - (Sept 23 - Oct 22) [/COLOR]
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores.
All Libras die of veneral disease.

No, yes, no, yes, not applicable, not yet I havent....
Veneral disease - is that dying of being old and respected?
Is it not Venereal Disease?

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TAURUS - (Apr 20 - May 20)
You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn, bullheaded arsehole.
You are nothing but a goddamn communist munt.

Well this is me I guess ... yeah this sounds like me.

Does anyone actually follow the Zodiac stars in the paper? Isn't it the same as rolling a dice or flipping a coin?
Does anyone know if they use real astrologists or is it just some person making it up? (Or is that the same thing?)
Where do you go to, to get good sign readings? Or are the new findings by scientists correct ... it's all just a bunch of poo.

BTW I like reading them cos I like to see how many different ways I'm going to have a good week

[Aucker]

wot a load of garbage!

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wot a load of garbage!

To which do you refer, my post or Zodiac signs?

[vifferman]

wot a load of garbage!

No, it's quite true.
I'm off to off myself.

[FROSTY:Me]

hey handbrake--are you The Handbrake --as in WT handbrake??

[FROSTY:Me]

i wonnder--Who is this mystery woman.? Could it be The bunny changed form? or maybee Shes associated with some Nadty KB member-I wonder!!

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hey handbrake--are you The Handbrake --as in WT handbrake??

Who?

But I can tell you he's very .... nah, I won't say.

[Posh Tourer :P]

Does anyone actually follow the Zodiac stars in the paper? Isn't it the same as rolling a dice or flipping a coin?
Does anyone know if they use real astrologists or is it just some person making it up? (Or is that the same thing?)
Where do you go to, to get good sign readings? Or are the new findings by scientists correct ... it's all just a bunch of poo.

BTW I like reading them cos I like to see how many different ways I'm going to have a good week

I occasionally read them with a sceptical eye. It is very easy to be right when you are that skilled at aiming specifically but covering everything. These things are worded to be applicable to almost everyone. However, a few centuries ago, astrology was a science. They looked for patterns according to when you were born, and the phases of certain heavenly bodies. The belief that planets could influence mood wasnt so weird when werewolves existed.....
So, a number of tomes were dedicated to this, and by some way or another, they agreed on some basics ie which planet did what to who. They confirmed it by "science" ie surveys etc. The ongoing popularity of stars is due to people not really critically analysing the message, and wanting to believe in some sort of destiny for themselves, along with some expert wording to provide almost constant affirmations of the belief that it works. Also, reading the stars first, predisposes you to look for affirmations of the ,essage, and ignore anomalies....
The paper probably uses a practising astrologer. There are plenty of astrologers and many other types who claim to be able to give you good readings (tarot cards, tea leaves, cross-my-palm-with-silver readers), and all use similar techniques in the presentation of their messages.

So, it isnt quite the same as rolling a dice, it thinks it is based on good foundations. But the net effect is the same as tossing a coin and deciding that, heads or tails, something will probably happen, like a person annoying you during the day.

[bondagebunny]

aint the bunny - handbrakes are a drag

[Aucker]

No, it's quite true.
I'm off to off myself.

i read that you aren't serious most of the time firestormer so i guess this is one of those times.

cool avatar btw man, did ur wife take that shot during an argument or something? jk i do like ur av though.

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handbrakes are a drag

Thats the whole point I thought

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it thinks it is based on good foundations. But the net effect is the same as tossing a coin and deciding that, heads or tails, something will probably happen, like a person annoying you during the day.

So you're saying it's a bunch a poo then?

BTW congrats on becoming the latest forum whore

[riffer]

So you're saying it's a bunch a poo then?

Astrology is incredibly accurate. Unfortunately a lot of Horoscopes are not based in Astrology. Sometimes I wonder if they're based in reality at all.

You going to the sprints tomorrow HB? Bring the kids. Tim wants someone to play with...