What is it with single women and their cats?

**Steam** · 14th July 2007, 20:46

My female flatmate has a cat, and she's also single. She LOVES that cat, won't hear a bad word spoken of it. He's the best cat in the world, he loves her more than any other cat ever, he's awesome and should win prizes etc.
If we say anything nasty about the cat, even joking, she gets really offended.
At the moment she's angry at me because I said the cat was a bit of a wuss, as he has to be kept inside every night 'cos the other cats in the hood all beat on him.
The cat is actually quite manky, licks its fur off in places, loses every fight he's in, has to be taken to the vet every month for an injection of this or that.

What is it with single women and cats?? It's like they take the place of a boyfriend.

**riffer** · 14th July 2007, 20:48

You're looking at it from the wrong direction mate.

It's more like, "does the fact that this person is single have anything to do with the manky cat?"

**crashe** · 14th July 2007, 20:51

A woman's pussy is to loved and cherished, to always have nice things said about it.
Especially if you want to survive in this world with so many pussies around.......

**Mully** · 14th July 2007, 20:54

Ladies and (more likely) Gentlemen,

I give you:

www.crazycatladies.org

You are welcome.

**NotaGoth** · 14th July 2007, 21:04

Who needs babies when I can cuddle my cat like one (It is why I love mine so much)...???? I dress him in little tops and stuff.. And feed him milk off a teaspoon...

**Trudes** · 14th July 2007, 21:10

Kittie's got it, it's her baby, just like people get upset when you call their kids noisy little mongrels etc, some people get upset if you insult their pussy.

**Steam** · 14th July 2007, 21:11

I still don't get it. Guys don't do this about their dogs, what is it with girls and cats?

**Trudes** · 14th July 2007, 21:12

Try insulting Kendog's pussy sometime......

**Pumba** · 14th July 2007, 21:23

Originally Posted by Steam

I still don't get it. Guys don't do this about their dogs, what is it with girls and cats?

Yes but I do get insulted, pissed off, and deffensive if someone insults my bike

I used to have a flat mate that had a simular attitude towards her cat, she even had a boyfriend. Just a warning as funny idea as it might seam to leave .22 bullets sitting on a piece paper with the cats name, lying around, people can get quite upset about the situation

**sunhuntin** · 14th July 2007, 21:25

im single, and love my pussy!!

would love someone to share it with

**ZeroIndex** · 14th July 2007, 21:28

With the whole cat/animal thingy,
I saw some furries walking along Wairere Drive yesterday... I wish I had a paintball gun with red paint so I could shoot them... bunch of freakish pussies...

**kiwifruit** · 14th July 2007, 21:29

Originally Posted by sunhuntin

im single, and love my pussy!!

would love someone to share it with

*requests photo*

**babyblade250rr** · 14th July 2007, 21:30

i don't have anything against the small furry ones but man when they sit there staring at ya headlight riding at night and don't move id almost agree with zeroindex

**ZeroIndex** · 14th July 2007, 21:47

Originally Posted by babyblade250rr

i don't have anything against the small furry ones but man when they sit there staring at ya headlight riding at night and don't move id almost agree with zeroindex

small possum-sized ones don't bother me... but when they're over 5 foot and walking along next to the road, it makes me wish I was in a cage that had a huge bull-bar... running over wild animals isn't subject to criminal conviction is it?

**babyblade250rr** · 14th July 2007, 21:49

Originally Posted by ZeroIndex

small possum-sized ones don't bother me... but when they're over 5 foot and walking along next to the road, it makes me wish I was in a cage that had a huge bull-bar... running over wild animals isn't subject to criminal conviction is it?

no running over wild animals is encouraged haha