One, two free, floor!
But today was my lucky day... the prostate is fine.
Any of you boys out there reluctant to get it done... it's a big nothing. 10 seconds, very discreet, nothing but respect from the doc... and probably doesn't compare with what women go through for a smear.
Do it.
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Hardcore Biker
i had that done after a particularly bad accident, (smashed pelvis, slight head injury, etc) and damn did it hurt! if i could have i would have battered the feckin doc/perverted wanker (delete as you see fit)!!!
i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.
unless you can prove it.
Only once in my life have I ever hit (slapped) a woman. She was a girlfriend, and she decided to try and stick a finger up my arse while getting 'intimate' with me.
I didn't plan on hitting her - it was a natural reflex.
I thought I'd share that fact with y'all. I'm nice like that.
With regards to getting my prostate tested - It's in my diary somewhere. In the mean time I'll keep eating loads of All Bran and nails.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
The instructions are simple...
How primitive...still using the old analogue method. Out here in the provinces, the docs use the much more modern digital system
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Mallicious Little Gnome
The old "Dirty Sanchez".Originally Posted by Biff
Only once in my life have I ever hit (slapped) a woman. She was a girlfriend, and she decided to try and stick a finger up my arse while getting 'intimate' with me.
I didn't plan on hitting her - it was a natural reflex.
I thought I'd share that fact with y'all. I'm nice like that.
With regards to getting my prostate tested - It's in my diary somewhere. In the mean time I'll keep eating loads of All Bran and nails.
You didnt tell us
was your prostrate OK or did she forget to inform you?
"When you think of it,
Lifes a bowl of ....MERDE"
the middle path
I've had "the finger" from the Dr just recently....not something I enjoyed, but at least he didnt find anything.
Experience......something you get just after you needed it
Forum whore
Translation: I was nervous at first, but really enjoyed it. Say.... any of you other guys wanna hook up?
One, two free, floor!
LOL... now if Dover had written that I'd be worred...Translation: I was nervous at first, but really enjoyed it. Say.... any of you other guys wanna hook up?
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Hardcore Biker
just what you need for a BCS!
i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.
Born to be mild
I'll make do with the indicative blood tests for now thanks. Nothing has shown up in them so far that has encouraged the Dr to take his rubber gloves out ... and long may it continue.
Grow older but never grow up
Rest In Peace
So...you're going to need a soft cushion at the bar after tonight's ride, eh?
Anyway, good to know you're in good health and all...
well done!
Douching my Simuloid
LOL! Reminded me of this Family Guy episode:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JuT2564QqZs
Hardcore Biker
The doctor says "relax, it won't hurt as much." How the hell are you supposed to relax when they're about to finger your arse?!?
Deus ex ukulele
"Probably" indeed. It's good to know you were paying attention during third-form biology. That could, of course, depend on what sort of smear was being sought...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
One, two free, floor!
Biology my arse! We're talking Protological Psyche here and the average turd would probably have real head troubles handling a digital exam of any kind.
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