Wowsers!
Bad luck on the dreaded falling down... Not recommended and goodness knows what the shouty man would have made of it! However, you've done it now so nothing to be scared of....
As for the ambo looking away when you dropped your trousers and revealed your G string (whatever the hell that is - I'm assuming a type of small underwear as i doubt you were concealing a guitar in there)
Remember you are no longer just a woman or a motorist... You are a motorcyclist. The ambo would have naturally averted his eyes after years of attended to the abrasions your average male motorcyclists most of whom change the oil in their bikes more often than their daks. He was not so much being discrete as fliching from the memory of a thousand decomposing, baggy, grey and crusty Y fronts and a hundred pairs of combination long johns melding into the skin like some sort of waxy, oily second skin!
Don't take it personally....
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Paul N
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