Waaa get the Wambulance

[Mr Skid]

When you buy the jandals, you pay the price.

[R6_kid:Me]

Just make sure you prioritise your prioritise your monies... It's a small world here at KB

[jrandom]

A quick update from the executive secretary of the Panther Fan Club.

Sal's injuries are, in fact, rather more debilitating than they initially seemed. Those were some bloody strong HTFU pills she took on Friday night. If she looked more like Samuel L. Jackson, she would be the Bad Mother Fucker. Respect.

Still. Top tip: If you ever really want to muck someone's plans up, try breaking both their hands.

She's being well looked after, though, and is using the intervals of consciousness between painkiller-haze naps to make plans involving slicks, wets and a new wheelset for Round 5.

The Clubmans field will yet feel the fear of... THE LEARN!

This announcement brought to you via emergency support-team accommodation at chez Hitcher. Ta guys!

[Clivoris]

Sal/Panther. You are indeed the very essence of HTFU. When you die, people dressed in black leather will congregate. Drawn from all points of the compass to raise a large fire, drink throat burning beverage...and boil your mortal remains down into a thick broth to be consumed at the crack of dawn (unlesss she's busy, then we will do it when the sun comes up).
Cagey men with tremors, dressed in hooded robes will mutter incantations and sacrifice virgins...and still...despite the ritual, and consumption of your....soup. Not one of us (well, apart from Shaun) will ever hope to scale the Himalayan heights of HTFUppedness you have achieved.
Go well and heal well girl. For what it's worth you have my respect.

[Panther]

I can't tell if you're being facecious.
I just had a nice hot shower. Left hand doubled in size, which was interesting since it already is twice the usual size, so I guess it counts as 4 times the size, ha ha ha ha ouch.

[Deano]

I'm scared to go to the toilet.

Oh stink OW !!

And I thought you were referring to someone breaking bones today........

Do you need a HAND ?

Eeeeeewwwwwww.....LOL

[Panther]

I haven't taken a dump and I'm not going to.

[Deano]

I haven't taken a dump and I'm not going to.

Take some laxatives sweetie.

As for pain and trauma. How about having shins so badly bruised that on that night, every time you stand you want to puke, and you cry like a little girl trying to get out of bed for a piss in the morning.

HTFU everyone.

[Panther]

Take some laxatives sweetie.

My problem is I can't wipe.
How will laxatives help? It'll be all over my legs.

[DMNTD:Me]

My problem is I can't wipe.
How will laxatives help? It'll be all over my legs.

Duct tape ya cheeks open

[Deano]

My problem is I can't wipe.
How will laxatives help? It'll be all over my legs.

SPREAD THEM WIDER

[Panther]

I do believe a bidet is on order.

[Grub]

After 6 weeks invalided with broken arm, wrist and finger AND cast, may I be so bold as to suggest that you go get casted up. Theses orthopedic dudes know what they're about and the arm/hands are delicate, you don't want to mess them up. As you have discovered, you miss 'em when they don't work good.

I'm now having physio to get my hand to be able to do stuff a hand should know how to do. If you get damaged even more by being out of casts then you could be in for a lot longer than 6 weeks invalid status (reads forever?)

That would be a Very Bad Thing. Frosty help me out here.

[kiwifruit]

get well soon, thinking of you

[NhuanH]

On the one...err...hand...err...sorry to hear of your breaks girly.
Rest up and don't aim for too much vigourous manual action too soon.

On the other...bwahahahaha, this must be the best (as in funniest) race thread I've seen for a long time.

- you weren't wearing your lucky jandals eh? French made rubber not maketh good jandals.
Maybe I should see if King Carl can help you with some of his high speed cornering technique; don't worry, he used his exceptional skills in the wet too!