Waaa get the Wambulance

**Kickaha** · 22nd July 2007, 08:11

Originally Posted by Grub

I'm now having physio to get my hand to be able to do stuff a hand should know how to do. If you get damaged even more by being out of casts then you could be in for a lot longer than 6 weeks invalid status (reads forever?)

What he said

HTFU is all very nice but, but I'd rather be in a cast for 6 weeks (and I have been) than crippled for life because something didn't heal properly.

I know people who thought HTFU was a option up a long time ago and didn't take the doctors advice and their injuries still give them trouble

**Clivoris** · 22nd July 2007, 12:02

Originally Posted by Panther

I can't tell if you're being facecious.
I just had a nice hot shower. Left hand doubled in size, which was interesting since it already is twice the usual size, so I guess it counts as 4 times the size, ha ha ha ha ouch.

Zero faceciousness content there Sal. This probably wont come out right but I love it when women show how staunch they are. My wife is a relatively petite wee thing but hard as fark when needed.
But I do agree with Grub and co that you should follow the advice about getting casts. Wrists is delicate things.

**Scouse** · 22nd July 2007, 12:11

Originally Posted by DMNTD

Duct tape ya cheeks open

Or by a faithful dog like a Doberman to lick yer posterior clean after a dump

**Keystone19** · 22nd July 2007, 12:13

Sal, HTFU and get the casts will ya...

**Panther** · 22nd July 2007, 12:19

Wow, the KB do gooders actually seem concerned.

Yes, well if my wrists stay broken for ever that is my brake stealing career over.

**Sniper** · 22nd July 2007, 12:22

Fucken ow, Heal fast bud

**koba** · 22nd July 2007, 13:02

Morphine! It will help with the pain but it will also give you mega constipation, which means you wont have to worry about the poo problem

Heroins pretty much the same...

**Marknz** · 22nd July 2007, 13:29

Originally Posted by Panther

I'm scared to go to the toilet.

Heal well!

**Marknz** · 22nd July 2007, 13:31

Originally Posted by Panther

My problem is I can't wipe.
How will laxatives help? It'll be all over my legs.

Sit there till it dries... no one will know

**moT** · 22nd July 2007, 13:34

install a bum sprayer like in those fancy hotels so all you have to do is press a button

**Scouse** · 22nd July 2007, 19:29

Originally Posted by Tom

install a bum sprayer like in those fancy hotels so all you have to do is press a button

That is called a bidet Phlistine

**Nasty** · 22nd July 2007, 19:58

Babe .. sory to hear .. but get to the farking hospital ... I watched Grubs arm treble in size before we realised there were fractures that were undiagnosed ... I am sure whereever you are someone will take you there ... and if still in Wellington I can teach you how to shop for no zip/button clothes ... which are easier to deal with ...

**chanceyy** · 22nd July 2007, 20:10

Sal did not realise you had a name change ... sorry to hear chick .. but seriously get it sorted ...

better to get it mended right straight away or else if they knit badly your in for a longer wait for an operation & then having to have them rebroken & set property which will be a total bytch ...