Let's make KB a 1% gang, NZ's only Sprotsbike gang!

**Steam** · 20th July 2007, 19:50

Who'll design the patch? We got to have a great dirty patch to wear.

Spankme can be the sinister overlord (as he pretty much is already) and live in a smoke-filled room... when the door is opened to let in a high-ranking member, the common hordes glimpse candles and nude, oiled asian bodies sliding over each other, before the door slams shut once more.

The senior mods carry sawn-off shotguns and look grim, while casually whacking infractors heads with the butts, for swearing too loudly and distracting the Spank from his spankdom.
I can just see Hitcher in grimy black leather, with a beard and gun.
Joni in tight leather, with a pistol and oil-smudged hands and face from working on some unnatural, evil machine. Like that woman from Underworld.

Oh, Dover and Finn and Winja? They didn't get kicked out, they got murdered and the new burnout pad was laid over their shallow graves.

The HQ will be in a commercial building with a yard blocked off by high corrugated iron fences and barbed wire. There will be a small warehouse full of fooked bikes and tools, and constant hammering and welding as we prepare for some final battle.

There'll be hot babes who don't put up with any shit and who tend to do a lot of welding in overalls knotted around the waist.

Can anyone add anything more to this vision please? No grim reality thanks, this is not real life.

**Ronin** · 20th July 2007, 19:54

Originally Posted by Steam

There'll be hot babes who don't put up with any shit

Yeah mate, erm, we all ready have plenty of those here....

**Conquiztador** · 20th July 2007, 19:59

Sounds like the vision needs a dungeon that holds the unworthy.
And a loooong bar that serves only doubles and where the topless dance.
We need a house band playing loud and hard
And the newbies prospecting will spend their time polishing our bikes and bringing us the drinks. Ooops..better get otta the newbie category fast...

**deanohit** · 20th July 2007, 19:59

I'll be there helping ya rat bikes Steam.

. Have to have a shrine to the Gods of speed where we burn speeding tickets as an offering to them

. Bugger, I was going to suggest a dungeon too.

Spose if I join I'll have to get a real bike aye?

**98tls** · 20th July 2007, 20:05

If its got to be a sprotsbike gang then i have a vision of rows of stolen Hardleys waiting in line to be melted down and turned into paddock stands for said sprotsbikes.....once a week scumdog can be released from his cage..but wearing ankle chains...to polish and maintain said sprotsbikes.

**Steam** · 20th July 2007, 20:07

Originally Posted by 98tls

once a week scumdog can be released from his cage..but wearing ankle chains...to polish and maintain said sprotsbikes.

Good idea about the harley's, but I kinda thought Scummy would be an enforcer of some type, a hardboiled cop who takes no prisoners by day, and parties hard and tears up the streets with his gang by night. Like Mad Max. Or Goose, from Mad Max.

**crashe** · 20th July 2007, 20:07

Originally Posted by steam

NZ's only Sprotsbike gang!

Ahem !!!!

What about the cruiser riders...... !!!!!!!

Oh yeah we lead the gang........ as cruiser riders are renouned to be in gangs already....

**Steam** · 20th July 2007, 20:10

Originally Posted by crashe

Ahem !!!!
What about the cruiser riders...... !!!!!!!
Oh yeah we lead the gang........ as cruiser riders are renouned to be in gangs already....

Yeah yeah ok then. Cruiser riders would be despised but grudgingly accepted and respected because they fight so damn hard. Plus in this imaginary world Cruisers would be amazingly agile and could do impossible stunts like on Torque.

**JimO** · 20th July 2007, 20:14

i can get my mum to embroider a patch

**outlawtorn** · 20th July 2007, 20:15

Can someone explain the whole 1% thing to me? I don't know what it means yet I've seen it on a few gangs, especially in Aussie.

**98tls** · 20th July 2007, 20:16

Originally Posted by Steam

Yeah yeah ok then. Cruiser riders would be despised but grudgingly accepted and respected because they fight so damn hard. Plus in this imaginary world Cruisers would be amazingly agile and could do impossible stunts like on Torque.

Na fuck em.......cruiser riders are forced to work miles below ground mining for the last veins of coal left on earth,coal being the only form of heating left.Said coal is transported to the surface via a network of conveyer belts driven by cruiser bike motors.Which by the way have been modified to run on liquified coal..go figure....