Neighbours from hell

**dasser** · 23rd July 2007, 12:03

Council tax re-evaluers want to charge us more if we live in a nice area.
That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.

We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing. Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son's' girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers.

They are out of control. .

Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?

**Dilligaf** · 23rd July 2007, 12:37

Hahah nice one!

**Beemer** · 23rd July 2007, 18:19

Fucking brilliant!

**Stirts** · 23rd July 2007, 18:25

Hahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...brilliant!

Thout you were talking about Gizzy for a while there....until you mentioned nightclubs.

**doc** · 23rd July 2007, 18:27

Originally Posted by dasser

Council tax re-evaluers want to charge us more if we live in a nice area.
That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.

We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing. Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son's' girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers.

They are out of control. .

Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?

You live close then?

**Sully60** · 18th December 2007, 07:29

We have a huge council house in our street. The extended
family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce
dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have
a number plate, but the police still do nothing.

Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners
with racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering
the murder of his son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing
has been proved yet.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest,
who everyone thought was gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always
seen out in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always
in the papers. They are out of control...

Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?

**Swoop** · 13th May 2008, 09:59

My cousin lives in a street that has a huge council house in it. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs.

Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing. Her bad tempered old man is always upsetting foreigners with racist comments.

A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet. All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in nightclubs. The family's antics are always in the papers.

They are fucking out of control. I tell you, who'd live in Windsor?

**scracha** · 13th May 2008, 13:27

Now that is funny as fuck.

**Drew** · 13th May 2008, 13:29

Bwahahahahahahahhaahahaahahahahahaaha, that's gold.

Good job you dont mention names, treason is still against the law.

**Mr Merde** · 13th May 2008, 13:40

Originally Posted by Drew

Bwahahahahahahahhaahahaahahahahahaaha, that's gold.

Good job you dont mention names, treason is still against the law.

Somewhere in my dim memory bells rang and I seem to remember that it is also still a capital offence.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

Swoop you forgot to mention that they arent even a British family but German\Dutch\Greek imports

**tri boy** · 13th May 2008, 13:50

Keith Richard commented "I wouldn't let that shoddy family near me with a sword", after M Jaggers knighthood.

**RantyDave** · 13th May 2008, 14:22

Originally Posted by Swoop

A shopkeeper

Bling for that.

Dave

**one fast tl1ooo** · 15th December 2009, 15:05

NEIGHBOURS!
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> A new
> council tax-evaluation policy wants to charge us more if we
> live in a nice area.
> That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in
> rough
> areas.
>
> There
> is a huge council house in our street. The extended family
> is run by a grumpy
> old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't
> taxed or insured and doesn't
> even have a number plate, but the police still do
> nothing.
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> Her
> bad-tempered old man is notorious for racist comments. A
> shopkeeper blames him
> for ordering the murder of his son and his son's
> girl-friend, but nothing has
> been proved.
>
> All
> their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who
> everyone thought was
> gay.
>
> Two
> grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always out
> partying in nightclubs.
> They are out of control.
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> I hate
> living near Windsor Castle .