The Sniffer Dog

[far queue]

A man is sitting in an airliner, which is about to take-off when another man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the 2 empty seats beside him.

The Labrador is situated in the middle, and the first man is looking quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they work for the airline.

The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he's a sniffing dog, the best there is; I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work."

The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the man, "Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search."

Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a woman for a few seconds. It then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm.

He says, "Good boy." The airline rep turns to the man and says, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this and her seat number for the police who will apprehend her on arrival.

"Fantastic!" replies the first man.

Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and places two paws on the handler's arm. The airline rep says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again I'm making a note of this and the seat number."

"I like it!" says the first man.

A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes up and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone.

Sniffer comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and shits all over the aisle and the seat.

The guy is really grossed out by this behaviour from a supposedly well trained sniffing dog and asks, "What the hell is going on with this stupid dog?

The handler nervously replies, "He's just found a bomb!

[one fast tl1ooo]

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane
when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black Labrador

in the middle seat next to the man.


The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is
allowed on the plane ?


The second man explains that he is a Drug Enforcement Agency officer
and the dog is a 'Sniffer dog'. 'His name is Smithy and he's the best there is.
I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'


The plane takes off, and once it has levelled out, the agent says:

Watch this.' He tells Smithy to 'search'.


Smithy jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very
purposefully next to a woman for several seconds


Smithy then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the agent's arm.


The agent says, 'Good boy', and he turns to the man and says:
'That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her
seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.'


'Say, that's pretty neat,' replies the first man.


Once again, the agent sends Smithy to search the aisles.

The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds,
returns to his seat and this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's
arm.


The agent says, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making
note of his seat number for the police.'


'I like it!' says his seat mate.


The agent then tells Smithy to 'search' again.


Smithy walks up and down the aisles for a little while, sits down for a
moment and then comes racing back to the agent, jumps into the

middle seat and proceeds to shit all over the place.


The first man is really amazed out by this behaviour and can't figure
out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like this,
so he asks the agent 'What's going on?'




The agent nervously replies,




'He just found a bomb !'

[slofox]

heheheee very good - I like.