Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
HAPPY BURFDAY DAY
Hope you have a great day!
Happy Birthday, oh great bald one!!!
Will have a drink to toast your good health!
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Happy Birthday Maha. did ya get ya one a year birthday treat from your beloved?
Happy birthday Maha .. hope you have an excellent day![]()
Have toKarma ... Justice catches up eventually !!
LMAO... the big day is here, you got the balls to show up tomorrow night???
Happy birthday man. Have a stonking good day and I'll see you tomorrow.
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ya OLD bugger!!
Hope you have an awesome day matey..& an even better night..
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GET ON
SIT DOWN
SHUT UP
HANG ON
appy burpday mate![]()
i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.
Oh there it is, happy birthday Maha man. Have a happy day!Cheers John.
Happy Birthday Mark, you will be celebrated and toasted tomorrow, I have a wee pressie for you.....
remember last time? See you all at the party.
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