Cut or Uncut

[oldrider]

Palmerston North's Grey Street Hospital have unearthed an object during renovations to its old maternity/general surgery wing.

Expert opinion's say it appears to be a foreskin (possibly removed October 1939, according to carbon dating tests) and had become lodged under the old operating table leg ever since.

They managed to trace the foreskin to an old motorcyclist in Otematata, who has been threatening to suit the Hospital for damages for 67 years loss of enjoyment and for not gaining his consent before removing the said piece of organ.

There is to be a brief reuniting ceremony followed by a range of volunteer and exhaustive tests to establish the degree of enjoyment lost over the years.

Hospital staff are calling for volunteers (ladies only, age immaterial) to assist in these exhaustive tests.

The aged motorcyclist has reluctantly consented to participate in every one of the tests if he manages to live through the "ordeal".

All volunteers should enroll through their local health authority offices.

The old motorcyclist is said to be ecstatic about being reunited with his long lost foreskin!

News source: Reuters and Stuff.

[Virago]

Palmerston North's Grey Street Hospital have unearthed an object during renovations to its old maternity/general surgery wing.

Expert opinion's say it appears to be a foreskin (possibly removed October 1939, according to carbon dating tests) and had become lodged under the old operating table leg ever since.

They managed to trace the foreskin to an old motorcyclist in Otematata, who has been threatening to suit the Hospital for damages for 67 years loss of enjoyment and for not gaining his consent before removing the said piece of organ.

There is to be a brief reuniting ceremony followed by a range of volunteer and exhaustive tests to establish the degree of enjoyment lost over the years.

Hospital staff are calling for volunteers (ladies only, age immaterial) to assist in these exhaustive tests.

The aged motorcyclist has reluctantly consented to participate in every one of the tests if he manages to live through the "ordeal".

All volunteers should enroll through their local health authority offices.

The old motorcyclist is said to be ecstatic about being reunited with his long lost foreskin!

News source: Reuters and Stuff.

When they re-attach it you may indeed feel like a new man - with a bit of luck the extra weight will pull all the wrinkles out of your face...

[Drew]

If there did happen to be a slight loss in sensation, it would make things take longer, ergo, you'd get more action from your lady friend, because she be more likely to...erm...finish. So the loss of enjoyment thing doesn't flaot, besides, who'd wanna clean under one of those anyway?

[Krusti]

Anyway most of you young guys on here wouldn't know whether you were cut or not. Only times you look it would be, "Cut, uncut,cut,uncut"