Masturbation 'may prevent cancer'

**bluninja** · 18th July 2003, 12:33

Your parents may have told you you'd go blind but new research has shown that masturbation 'may prevent cancer'

It's amazing that this research should come to light just weeks after prostitution has been decriminalised......just think how long before your health insurance would pay out for someone to perform this health service for you on a daily basis

Maybe companies will have to provide mags and access to XXX sites as part of their health responsibilities.

And I thought my right hand was for gripping the throttle

TTFN

**MikeL** · 18th July 2003, 12:39

Us old w*nkers are feeling pretty smug, now...

**Robbo** · 18th July 2003, 12:46

Interesting Topic. I guess that we will see the prostrate cancer rates dropping dramatically in the future as there sure are a lot more "Wankers" out there on our roads than ever before. Usually in Tin Tops or holding Cameras.

Cheers

**Mitch** · 18th July 2003, 13:52

That's the best new i've had in a long time

However in kind of goes in line with 'Sex reduces stress' 'Stress causes cancer' I guess it's just the politians way of saying 'Ladies and gentleman' we now give you medical reasons to wank, so pull your little hearts out

All this sex is great but i'd still like some company once in a while

**Racey Rider** · 18th July 2003, 21:19

Originally posted by Mitch
.... All this sex is great but i'd still like some company once in a while

Don't say it guys!

It A Trap!!!

Ether that,, or a cunning plan to make us loose our concentration when we're racing her!

We're onto you Mitch!
(In a manner of speaking!).

**Robbo** · 18th July 2003, 21:23

Nice One Mitch

Maybe when they legalised prostitution recently, it should have been the Prostitution and Stress Relief Bill. They could have then put a Tax on it.

Can you imagine claiming your wanking tax back as a business expense? Might raise a few eyebrows at I.R.D. Especially if you could also claim depreciation and fair ware and tear on the equipment.

Hey, how did this subject get started.

Cheers