Masturbation 'may prevent cancer'

**Mully** · 25th August 2009, 21:49

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

anyone coming?

No, I always sit like this.

**Katman** · 25th August 2009, 21:53

Originally Posted by mossy1200

Bump.
Just wondering if anyone that started preventive messures has proved this to be incorrect yet?

I hope you found this thread by searching the word 'cancer'.

**mossy1200** · 25th August 2009, 21:55

Originally Posted by Katman

I hope you found this thread by searching the word 'cancer'.

No comment.

**p.dath** · 25th August 2009, 22:01

I can see an upcoming pandemic of OOS and arthritis in the wrist.

**Slyer** · 25th August 2009, 22:03

Like it would matter even if it did give you cancer.

**ynot slow** · 25th August 2009, 22:10

Imagine claiming depreciation on inventory.

**Laava** · 25th August 2009, 22:19

Will it be helpful if we splash it about?

**tri boy** · 25th August 2009, 22:37

If your partner/wife/blow up doll pulls you off, will they be safe also?
Would help if doctors approved of partner hand relief daily, in the cause of fighting cancer of course

**mossy1200** · 26th August 2009, 22:17

Originally Posted by tri boy

If your partner/wife/blow up doll pulls you off, will they be safe also?
Would help if doctors approved of partner hand relief daily, in the cause of fighting cancer of course

Blow up doll guaranteed 100% safe or your money back.

**Mom** · 26th August 2009, 22:20

Originally Posted by Laava

Will it be helpful if we splash it about?

Just not in my eye

I dont think pirate suits me somehow...

Stirts will fill you in if you are confused

**Metalor** · 26th August 2009, 22:24

I thought this was already widely accepted knowledge?

The condition is called "Blue Balls". All that cum has gotta go SOMEWHERE!

**NDORFN** · 26th August 2009, 22:26

Sweet, from now on I'll smoke when I wank. Cut even like.

**1wheel riot** · 26th August 2009, 22:35

theres nathing beter than a good rumbill in the sak go exersize streas relef just fantastice

**CookMySock** · 27th August 2009, 12:55

Originally Posted by mossy1200

Bump. Just wondering if anyone that started preventive messures has proved this to be incorrect yet?

Still going like the blazes at it, and no cancer yet! Got a melanoma removed from my arm recently though - that was a bit of a fright, so tripling my efforts!!!

Help me out here will ya..

Steve