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    Ever been caught masturbating?

    by your mum? by a nurse(proper one)? by a friend? well these lot have and they are proud of it!!!


    http://www.b3ta.com/questions/wanking_disasters/page3/


    *disclaimer; i pinched this off another motorbike site




    link there now
    Last edited by canarlee; 1st August 2007 at 11:21. Reason: coz i can
    i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.

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    Do we have to wait till your finished? another minute? or two?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    Do we have to wait till your finished? another minute? or two?
    nah, not my blog sorry
    i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canarlee View Post
    by your mum? by a nurse(proper one)? by a friend? well these lot have and they are proud of it!!!





    *disclaimer; i pinched this off another motorbike site
    It's not much of a site then, is it? Was all prepared for a good laugh and ?????
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Did you see Extras the other night when Andys agent got caught in his office tossing off over one of those novelty pens with the girly who loses her clothes when you turn the pen over? Frikken hilarious!!
    Then later on they show it to Robert de Niro who asks if he can keep it.
    Hey at least it's on topic!
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    hey what happened to the link???

    if ya gunna remove the link then you might aswell remove the whole thread!!!
    i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.

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    I saw this thread when you put it up last night and there was no link from the start.

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    Yup and there is not moderation trail, so nothing has been done by us as per your pm.

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    fair enuff

    i will go find it and post it again then!
    i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.

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    See? Now that IS funny!!Carnalee's got issues!!

    "Ooo they're picking on me... wahh wahhh wahhh...."

    Hahahahahahahaha!!! He just got caught masturbating... again!!
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    soz bout that, musta been a user error.................mine lol


    link is there now
    i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canarlee View Post
    soz bout that, musta been a user error.................mine lol


    link is there now
    One more post on the net to make the world a better place? sigh......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    One more post on the net to make the world a better place? sigh......
    eh? you not taken your meds this morning or are ya trolling?
    i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.

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    From that linky...

    ===
    Back in the late 80s I worked in sales for a dodgy IBM PC dealership in north London. This story concerns the national sales manager of one of our biggest competitors - a rival chain of PC dealers.

    The story goes that he was on a fat cat biz trip to the US and decided to buy himself a cheapo video camera to bring home. He then spent much of his spare time on the trip pointing the camera at everything in sight, collecting memories for the folks at home.

    Back in his hotel room that night, he was enjoying a little pay-per-view slippery grunty, and decided on a special extra treat for the lads back in the office.

    Not having the appropriate cables, he improvised by pointing the camera directly at the TV screen to capture all the hot throbbing action.

    On his return to Blighty, he chose to lighten the mood of his regular Monday sales meeting, by giving the boys a taste of his "special" home movie. Billing it as "some footage of the US sales conference", he popped the converted tape into the machine, cued it up, and walked casually to the back of the room to let the team enjoy themselves.

    Their enjoyment was, of course, greatly enhanced by the fact that their boss was clearly visible, reflected in the screen of the hotel room TV, lying back across the bed and aggressively...um... stunting his career...
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sooooo funny, I hope nothing like that happens to me.
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