
Originally Posted by
Hitcher
The flies (plural) were very dead. The burger (I use this term advisedly) was luke cold. It was I, gentle readers, who was near death. I conservatively estimate that at least 11 statutes were breached. The proprietor's efforts to extract the flies once these were brought to his attention was also underwhelming. This man's understanding of "hygiene" clearly stopped at the Five Second Rule...
There's a 5 second rule for flies too ???? (been a chef for 25 years got me some great fly recipies if you want them mate)
HHHmmm brings back memories of Roy's in welly hundreds of years ago .... the 3am cheese, egg and roach burger ....mmmmmmmm ...
A man can move much faster without a millstone around his neck, so if he gets the chance to lose her he'd better drop her and run like heck !! .. (10cc "Modern Man Blues" - Deceptive Bends)
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