Christina-babe cancels

**xwhatsit** · 3rd August 2007, 12:55

Originally Posted by renegade master

eh? it was a blessing that she didnt come.

People who have to whore them selfs out to make money don't have any musical talent.

100% correct. The amount of flesh in a given music video is usually inversely proportional to the quality of the music.

Fuck I sound like a prude saying that lol. I like a nice piece of arse and tit. However it seems like their music is so shit they have to do something to distract people from it.

Better to watch C4 with TV set to mute

**ZeroIndex** · 3rd August 2007, 13:45

Originally Posted by Hitcher

What a girl wants clearly didn't include a trip to New Zealand.

Hahahahaha!!!!!

**imdying** · 3rd August 2007, 13:52

She has a reasonable voice, she doesn't have to whore herself out to make money... but whoring herself out lets her make a metric assload of money, which is of course her choice.

If you want to talk about silly whores, what about the BK girls? They're prostitutes in the same vein, but I bet they've not made between them half of what CA will get for even just sitting down signing autographs for fans for an hour.

**xwhatsit** · 3rd August 2007, 14:18

Good point Imdying.

Now I've associated the person you're talking about with some songs I've heard, Christina indeed does have some musical talent. Very good voice, although not quite my cup of tea (could you fit more melismas into a single 8-bar phrase? Christ!). Shame about the so-called composers and arrangers who write the music she sings, however. But there's not much in the genre that you could really call good song writing or composition anyway so I'll leave it at that.

For the vast majority of cases however, my blatant generalisation remains at least partially true.

**merv** · 3rd August 2007, 16:39

Originally Posted by Hitcher

I offered to stand in for her, but I have yet to get an answer from her management.

Has your shower CD not hit the stores yet, or dare I say it will there be a live action DVD version?

**Hitcher** · 3rd August 2007, 16:49

Originally Posted by merv

Has your shower CD not hit the stores yet, or dare I say it will there be a live action DVD version?

A live action version, of course. Christina and I have much in common -- I have been told that we can easily be mistaken for each other, particularly in a Tron suit. Spooky!

**BMW** · 3rd August 2007, 17:04

Originally Posted by NZsarge

Who gives a toss! She's gotten rich off it wether one likes her music or not. good on her i say. Just a pity she did'nt tour here, for the sake of her fans at least. I guess if you're crook, your crook.

agreed, she should have delayed or something for the fans

**imdying** · 3rd August 2007, 18:15

Originally Posted by BMW

agreed, she should have delayed or something for the fans

I suspect that a touring artist doesn't have that option, as the delays would soon domino out of control.

**JimO** · 3rd August 2007, 18:44

i would give her a ride on the bigjim express i think she's hot

**kro** · 3rd August 2007, 22:03

Can you spell Skank?

**Winter** · 3rd August 2007, 22:13

I knew three days ago they weren't going ahead. They knew it before I did, They just didn't tell anyone.

Word on the street is that she has to go as far as completing soundcheck before they can announce cancellations due to illness, otherwise insurance co' gets mad.

**ZeroIndex** · 3rd August 2007, 22:53

Originally Posted by kro

Can you spell Skank?

S-k-a-n-q-u-e, as spelt on the fragrance that Paris Hilton, Tara Reid, Britney Spears, and Christina Aguilera wears on the "Stupid Spoilt Whore Video Playset" episode of SouthPark

**rwh** · 3rd August 2007, 23:22

Originally Posted by imdying

I suspect that a touring artist doesn't have that option, as the delays would soon domino out of control.

She could reschedule for the end of the tour - ie come back again. Or not book such a tight schedule in the first place. Neither of those would help the fans who've paid for travel and accomodation to match the planned date, though.

Richard

**imdying** · 4th August 2007, 08:44

Originally Posted by rwh

She could reschedule for the end of the tour - ie come back again. Or not book such a tight schedule in the first place. Neither of those would help the fans who've paid for travel and accomodation to match the planned date, though.

I would pick that the venues themselves are booked pretty well in advance. If they want to play 100 venues in a reasonable time frame, then their shit has to be pretty tight.