Just been sent this one.......
Grumpy Old Bastard
Just been sent this one.......
Bitch from Hell
They do that one just for you????
Shafty Bugger
A blonde was driving down SH1 when she got a flat tyre.
She pulled to the side of the road ,stopping to fix the flat tyre.
Opening the boot , she removed two cardboard cutouts of two naked men,
Setting them up so they faced oncoming traffic behind her car,
She got back into the car and proceeded to check her make up.
Within minutes a patrol car stopped.
The officer walked up to the car.
"" you haveing a problem lady?" he asked
""yes I seem to have a flat tyre officer"" she replyed
"'so what is with the two naked cardboard cut outs?"" he asked
"they are my emergency flashers " she replied
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid.
Grumpy Old Bastard
NOT my road.........it's the one around the corner......Originally Posted by Nasty
Grumpy Old Bastard
hehehe - good!
Forum whore
That was good.... But to good for a blond
If you are behind me
Dont ask as I am lost too.
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