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    Scumdog abducted by aliens

    Something strange is afoot. it could be that aliens have landed and taken away one of our own. Or it could be a (another) mid-life crisis. Hard to tell, really.

    What am I talking about? Our friendly Scumdog hit 10,000 posts recently. And in the few posts he's made since then, I've seen him agree with two people.

    I know. It's shocking, but try to stay calm. I'm sure the real Scumdog will return and normal service will resume. Once the anal implant's settled in, that is.

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    The air gets thinner over 10,000 and plays tricks with what's left of one's mind.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    That is the real Scumdog silly.................it's the Aliens I'd worry about...........

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    Fuggup.

    I'm in the middle of Jacobs Creek Merlot 2006

    Normal service will resume after I've finished, OK?

    Dicks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Fuggup.

    I'm in the middle of Jacobs Creek Merlot 2006

    Normal service will resume after I've finished, OK?

    Dicks.
    See? He still loves us...
    Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)

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    Ahhh, back to normal then =)
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanx View Post
    I'm sure the real Scumdog will return and normal service will resume. Once the anal implant's settled in, that is.
    Hastle my Pa.. & I'll be forced to bend you over my knee & give you a jolly good
    GET ON
    SIT DOWN
    SHUT UP
    HANG ON

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    Feeding trolls for nearly 10,000 posts..............

    Shouldn't this read :Feeding trolls for nearly 20,000 posts..............
    bikes and babes are best naked

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    MONEYI don't have any
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    Pussy forget about him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    Hastle my Pa.. & I'll be forced to bend you over my knee & give you a jolly good
    You charge for this ?
    bikes and babes are best naked

    Quote Originally Posted by oldguy View Post
    MONEYI don't have any
    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lula View Post
    Pussy forget about him.

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    he became a mod.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    Hastle my Pa.. & I'll be forced to bend you over my knee & give you a jolly good

    You do realise that now half of KB is gonna start hassling yer Pa...
    You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanx View Post
    Something strange is afoot. it could be that aliens have landed and taken away one of our own.
    Fark, are they in for a shock. He'll be back..
    If you love it, let it go. If it comes back to you, you've just high-sided!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    You do realise that now half of KB is gonna start hassling yer Pa...
    GET ON
    SIT DOWN
    SHUT UP
    HANG ON

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    Hastle my Pa.. & I'll be forced to bend you over my knee & give you a jolly good
    HMM--Bent over her knee --Looking for the downside--nope not seeingone so far
    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?

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    Apart from if she still lives with Daddy that is... if he comes home you're in for some serious trouble.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

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