"oh my gawd girlfriend...ya forgot to get a wax at the salon"
Resident Redneck
"oh my gawd girlfriend...ya forgot to get a wax at the salon"
The instructions are simple...
I've told you before...make like a sack of spuds...you're upsetting the handling.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Registered User
Oh, you are pleased to see me...
The one and only ...
As he rode out of the bike shop the last thing he heard was "You'll be sure to pull the chicks with that bike", sadly he had no luck with the chicks but really wanted some monkey action.
We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
Rasta Ratskins
Frank was secretly delighted when the Harley "Popped" out from his latest lovers crotch.
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Rest In Peace
Who said it was just hairy women who ride on the back of harleys..
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Sue Bradford goes pillion.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Weapons of Mass Acceleration
Is that a banana I can feel in your jeans? or are you just glad to see me big boy?
Scotsman on a German
"Bazza's got a gorilla on the back of his bike."
"What about the smell?"
"The gorilla don't seem to mind"
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Here for the arcade.
'I've heard of harley riders with a monkey on their back, but I didn't mean they were literal'
*I know it's not a monkey, it's an ape
One, two free, floor!
Sloths on Bikes, the little known follow on event from Boobs on Bikes where the City Cousellors thought THEY should get involved...
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Rest In Peace
Chewbacca finally scored...
Originally Posted by Wolf
Scooter boy
Is that my telecom mobile in your pocket big boy?
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Moped rider
ah i new it! your dick is so small thats why your bikes are so loud. drop me off at the nearest SUZUKI rider i know there always Big!!
Handle every situation like a dog!
If you cant eat it, or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away.
Nana on a Hotrod
beer goggles.
will be the last time he gets drunk at the zoo
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