For all the cat lovers out there...

**Conquiztador** · 11th August 2007, 01:32

Now that was funny.

I think I have mentioned this before, but:

Did you know that you can make a cat to sound like a dog?

Yep, just pour some petrol on it, put a burning match to it, and it goes "wooofff"

**Conquiztador** · 11th August 2007, 01:45

now U can catch your own...

**Bren** · 12th August 2007, 19:43

Originally Posted by Conquiztador

Did you know that you can make a cat to sound like a dog?

Yep, just pour some petrol on it, put a burning match to it, and it goes "wooofff"

AND, you can make a dog sound like a cat....freeze the mutt, then cut it with a bandsaw....MEEEEOOOOOWWW!

**Bren** · 12th August 2007, 19:44

Oh...i love my dog too...so I would not condone the above action!

**Jantar** · 12th August 2007, 20:08

Originally Posted by Bass

I'm with Nighthawk on this one and the abhorrence reaction is not entirely logical, but it does explain why farmers are reluctant to make pets of farm animals

Most of our sheep have pet names: EG. Sausages, Lamb Chops, Lambington, Xmas Dinner, Easter Feast, Fork Aughter, Le Groast, etc.

**Shadows** · 13th August 2007, 00:18

That photo must have been taken in the Chowick branch.

**Shadows** · 13th August 2007, 00:27

Originally Posted by linuxrunner

I have 4 cats at home myself, and love em to bits.

I know what you're doing wrong. The trick is to wrap them in heaps of duct tape first so that they don't pop.

**Bass** · 13th August 2007, 10:32

Originally Posted by Shadows

I know what you're doing wrong. The trick is to wrap them in heaps of duct tape first so that they don't pop.

* Cough* * Splutter**

Exhaling coffee is almost as uncomfortable as inhaling it.

**kevfromcoro** · 13th August 2007, 14:20

Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX

My mums Australian... Her and my dad had chinese one night.. And she swore it wasn't chicken or pork... Few weeks later it was in the newspaper that this particular chinese takeaway shop had been caught using cats...

If people were hungry enough they'd eat anything pretty much.. lol

Was that Hong Kong Food City in Manukau?
I youst to go there all the time.
They got closed down for selling cats as chicken.
Went to a market in Cambodia recently.
They eat anything..scorpions,snails,birds,frogs,dogs,cats,
If it moves they eat it.
Desperate people.
We dont know how lucky we are here.

**ZeroIndex** · 13th August 2007, 14:36

THAT IS TOTALLY AWESOME!!! I thought it was gonna be one of those lame "I love my animal" posts, but that is truly funny... anyone that finds it truly offensive, go join PETA, I'm sure they'd love you to... HTFU people... it's a joke...

**ZeroIndex** · 13th August 2007, 14:37

Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX

Bad taste.....

I'm sure with the right seasoning, a good chef can make it into a really good tasty meal...

**FlangMasterJ** · 13th August 2007, 14:42

Originally Posted by kevfromcoro

I youst to go there all the time.

That's a new one.

**ZeroIndex** · 13th August 2007, 14:43

Originally Posted by FlangMasterJ

I heard in some countries they slaughter cattle for human consumption

Why did I read that as "I heard in some countries they slaugher humans for cattle consumption"???? LOL

**McJim** · 13th August 2007, 14:44

It is so obviously a fake image.

Mind you I HAVE eaten the following with no ill effects:

Dog (Stewed)
Crocodile (Dumplings)
Cobra (Risotto)
Ants (Oven baked and mixed with rice)
Locusts (in a light batter)
Kangaroo (Pan fried)
Ostrich (Pan Fried)
Horse (Pan Fried)
Scorpion (Chocolate coated)
Zebra (Stir Fry)

And Haggis too surprisingly enough.

And on each occasion I knew what I was eating before I tucked in.