Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

[spudchucka]

Following on from the sledgehammer in the nuts thread, I thought this piece of news might amuse a few of the locals.

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.



It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.


"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."


Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...od_nm/penis_dc

[Cajun]

Following on from the sledgehammer in the nuts thread, I thought this piece of news might amuse a few of the locals.



http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...od_nm/penis_dc

thats fucken funny as hell

[Blakamin]

What was he drinking? musta felt it when he grabbed his "chicken neck"!!!


And I wonder if his dog's got a taste for it now?

[Big Dog]

What was he drinking? musta felt it when he grabbed his "chicken neck"!!!


And I wonder if his dog's got a taste for it now?

And what was the real reason he was chasing chickens in the nude?

Or was the chicken so accustomed that it ran up the iside of the poor bastards pj's as soon as ha approached?

[k14]

Gives a new meaning to the phrase "choke the chicken" lol

[Bandito]

Gives a new meaning to the phrase "choke the chicken" lol

cock-a-doodle-done

[Joni]

What was he drinking? musta felt it when he grabbed his "chicken neck"!!!


And I wonder if his dog's got a taste for it now?

when he gabbed the chicken neck....



I think we are all hopeless, I mean look at what we amuse ourselves with!!

[Ms Piggy]

cock-a-doodle-done

Well thats one cock that won't be doin any more crowing!

[ching_ching]

What a "dickhead!"

What a "cockup!"

Now that's what I call "going for a slash!"

Umm... anybody got any others?

:spudwhat:

[Blakamin]

What a "dickhead!"

What a "cockup!"

Now that's what I call "going for a slash!"

Umm... anybody got any others?

:spudwhat:

He'd be "feeling chicken" about going outside now?



You're right, Joni. we are a sad bunch

[Motoracer]

Maybe he got the chicken to deep throat him and when he went to cut the neck off.... YIKES!

How else does the chicken neck come so close to his weener?

[aff-man]

Maybe he got the chicken to deep throat him and when he went to cut the neck off.... YIKES!

How else does the chicken neck come so close to his weener?

right if we are heading straight to the gutter maybe he had the cuckens head in his ass and it decided it didn't like to be violated so started fighting back. To prevent serious damage the man tries to cut the chickens neck but instead managed to slice his sausage. Do to over pampering by the man, the dag was used to being thrown pieces of sausage. When he see's a meaty morsel falling to the ground he rushes in to gobble it up. Sure it tastes a bit funny but who is he to complain at least it is better than chicken bits

[Motoracer]

right if we are heading straight to the gutter maybe he had the cuckens head in his ass and it decided it didn't like to be violated so started fighting back. To prevent serious damage the man tries to cut the chickens neck but instead managed to slice his sausage. Do to over pampering by the man, the dag was used to being thrown pieces of sausage. When he see's a meaty morsel falling to the ground he rushes in to gobble it up. Sure it tastes a bit funny but who is he to complain at least it is better than chicken bits

That's more bileavable than my theory. Good work.

Any others?

[Joni]

That's more bileavable than my theory. Good work.

Any others?

Sorry MR, I still prefer your theory...

[spudchucka]

I just can't see how he made that mistake. Perhaps he keeps bald chickens or then again perhaps he has feathers on his nob????