Dating

[007XX]

*MUST............NOT............READ............MA PS*


Thanks love

No worries...we all grow by learning!

[Boob Johnson]

No worries...we all grow by learning!

*cough*





As long as it doesn't involve reading a map

[Curious_AJ]

Ah yes, the Dutch Oven, AJ loves that one

-Indy

i swear... one day I'll do that to you... you won't like that.. my farts are made of poisonous gas remember?? or do i have to bring up the car incident again??

[Ocean1]

Women = emotional. men = physical
Women = nurturing, men = providing
etc etc etc.

Two problems there dude.

First, I like a capital in Men.

And second... I ain't giving up on my lifelong ambition to be a "kept Man".

[Ocean1]

gawd, what is it about men and instruction reading??

It's cheating.

Besides, instructions discriminate against the illiterate.

[peasea]

All together now, awwwwwwww.



The story's even cuter than it was when I, er, first heard it.

Don't you mean "all together now.....bleeeaarrrgh---pitui."?

[007XX]

And second... I ain't giving up on my lifelong ambition to be a "kept Man".

Unfulfilled, eh???

It's cheating.

Besides, instructions discriminate against the illiterate.

It ain't cheating, it's a time efficient method in achieving greatness...

And only the illiterate will feel discriminated against...surely you're not one of them?

[Ocean1]

Unfulfilled, eh???

I'm working on it OK?

It ain't cheating, it's a time efficient method in achieving greatness...

And only the illiterate will feel discriminated against...surely you're not one of them?

Bollocks, ifn' ya do it the same way everyone else does it ya get the same tired old copy. Greatness is achieved by... um, other means.

Same with literacy, highly over-rated. I just dictate to Brenda here and she makes with the typing, don't you dear?

Yes, I do boss and fine words they are too.

[007XX]

Bollocks, ifn' ya do it the same way everyone else does it ya get the same tired old copy. Greatness is achieved by... um, other means.

Same with literacy, highly over-rated. I just dictate to Brenda here and she makes with the typing, don't you dear?

Yes, I do boss and fine words they are too.

Blah,blah,blah...all I heard is : "please oh please, give me a freakin GPS with a smart (but casually sexy) woman's voice, as all I need, is to feel led by the hand to that awesome place I always struggle so much to find..."

[Ocean1]

Blah,blah,blah...

You back on maps? Meh, ever heard of Dirk Gently's holistic navigation technique? One simply finds someone that looks like they know where they're going, and follows them.

One rarely gets where one originally intended but you do get to see places you otherwise wouldn't, and you get there in an assured and confident manner, (which is far from unimportant).

And what's more it's a wonderful way to meet new people, (see back OT) with common goals, (once you explain that you're not actually stalking them, exactly, as such).

[007XX]

You back on maps? Meh, ever heard of Dirk Gently's holistic navigation technique? One simply finds someone that looks like they know where they're going, and follows them.

One rarely gets where one originally intended but you do get to see places you otherwise wouldn't, and you get there in an assured and confident manner (which is far more important).

Uh no I wasn't...never mind!

That technique you're talking of seems highly suspicious to me...what if the person who looks like they know where they're going actually doesn't, but is way too lost to admit it, and is looking at someone else who looks like they know where they're going, and so follows them...

And that last person is a serial killer or something...

I'd prefer a compass and a good map personally...

[Hitcher]

You back on maps? Meh, ever heard of Dirk Gently's holistic navigation technique? One simply finds someone that looks like they know where they're going, and follows them.

My Dad used to do this when we were kids -- way before Dirk Gently. Dad called his method "Zen navigation". It worked famously well. Easy to be cynical when you're going to a clearing sale in the backblocks of Taranaki and there is an extremely strong possibility that the vehicle you're following has the same intended destination. But he also used to same technique with spectacular effect finding motels in Auckland. My Dad is a star.

[KATWYN]

Dad called his method "Zen navigation". .

Oh so THATS what it was called. Was used in our family as well. Usually on country roads. I remember it working most times.

[more_fasterer]

Romance? pah.... died about 2 years ago for me.

I was engaged once... she was perfect for me, everything I could ever ask for... in the relationship for a few years, I proposed... we spent months arranging our wedding, our parents both paid for all our relatives to be flown to NZ for the wedding... the day came... she never showed.

I read this entire thread from start to finish and was gobsmacked that you got treated like that. When I meet you I'll buy you a beer - nobody should have to put up with that, but like others have said it could've been worse - she could've married you.

I guess you lot all know now why im such a man whore.

Can I enrol in lessons??? p/t


In all seriousness, now that the predefined roles of "man" and "woman" are so blurred (look at our PM and her wife) it doesn't really matter what stereotype you want your potential partner to conform to, cos ultimately it'll fail as you've based your relationship on assumptions.

In my experience, it's far better to just be yourself, rather than try and pump yourself up into "a big tough man", or pretend you're really, really in touch with a woman's feelings (because medical studies have proven that this is impossible if you have a Y chromosome). Again, this comes down to trying to instil assumptions or sterotypical views of your self towards your partner.

I still try to be a gentleman, cos that's who I am. Obviously, (and it's already been said in this thread) you're never gonna see 100% eye-to-eye with your partner on everything. But it gives me warm fuzzies to hear some of the stories of people just clicking straight away - and being able to work at their relationship to overcome their differences. It also fills me with confidence that, when the time is right, I'll meet the right person for me (just as I'll be the right person for her).

And I'm also entirely confident that it'll happen to you too, Kitty. But probably not through NZDating.

[Kittyhawk]

I still think women should be placed in cages and only used for viewing and procreation.

I could say the same about guys and my ex! But no I have learnt alot of lessons in my ex relationship. Some bad, some good. The bad ones, Im not holding against him it takes 2 to argue. I wont hold it against any other guy either. Everyone is different, react to situations differently, and support in different ways.

Just because one treated you like shit dont mean everyone else would. If you shag most females, is this like seeking revenge sub conciously?