Hey Flamers

[Sniper]

Its my last day at work, I'll be off KB for a while. Laugh or don't tis up to you. I found it funny and relevant

Minutes of Flamers Anonymous, Meeting #433

S: "Hello, my name is S, and I'm a flamer"

1: "Hi S"

2: "Hi S, you git"

3: "Hi S; you spell flamer with a capital F"

4: "Fuck off S"

5: "S, why don't you go back to whatever hole your crawled out of.."

S: "I guess I started flaming because it was just an acceptable thing to do. All my friends did it so I just did it to fit in. At first it was just social flaming, you know, a couple of email messages to an ex telling her what she could do with her Meatloaf albums. But soon I guess it got out of hand.

I tried all the usual stuff, withdrawal from news, subscribing to newsgroups full of pussies who wouldn't flame anyone for anything, attacking those that wear their hearts on their sleeves

It got so I couldn't start the day without a couple of flames.

Then I started slipping flames in at lunchtime.

Before I knew it, I was addicted. I'd login from home just to flame someone for something. I had flame files hidden on my hard drive in case I was desperate for a flame.

My family life went to hell - I knew it was getting to be a problem when I flamed my infant for the consistancy of the turd in his nappies.

I realised I needed help and went to see the well-known Computing Physician, Dr Brian Analpeeper, but he said I was beyond the scope of anything he could prescribe or subscribe to.

He suggested I come here.

I'm a flamaholic, you PATHETIC BUNCH OF HAS-BEENS!"

[MSTRS:Me]

Its my last day at work, I'll be off KB for a while. Laugh or don't tis up to you. I found it funny and relevant

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Travel safe, my friend.

[Swoop]

Travel safely my friend!

[Sniper]

Will do and thanks. At least it is not an arduous journey. I have 6000 acres to peruse, a horse, a dirtbike, a rifle and a woman. What more could a man want

[deanohit]

A good whiskey and it sounds like you'll be set.

[What?]

Will do and thanks. At least it is not an arduous journey. I have 6000 acres to peruse, a horse, a dirtbike, a rifle and a women. What more could a man want

A boat, fishing rods, shotgun, whiskey, road bike, helicopter, more whiskey...

[Sniper]

A boat, fishing rods, shotgun, whiskey, road bike, helicopter, more whiskey...

You make a good point, but I will get that after my study and the NZ bush and forest becomes my playground and responsibility

Mind you, cant use all those at once.

[deanohit]

.....and the kitchen sink.

Damn, you always forget something.

[Mr Merde]

Feed for the horse,

petrol for the bike,

ammunition for the rifle

and a cookbook for the woman.

Then you're set for life

Also helps if the 6000 acres are not under water


Merde

[Indiana_Jones]

Last day at work?

..........only one thing for it...

-Indy

[canarlee]

Will do and thanks. rifle and a women.

hmm.........

[avgas]

"And those were the last words he said.
He wasnt leaving work per say, more removing both himself and his workmates from the face of the planet.....trenchcoat and all."
They always say its the quiet ones that loose it.
Best of luck out there in the real world boss

[mstriumph]

hmmmmm it all sounds idyllic - even with the plethora of women ......

are you SURE you didn't just post to rub it in and make this lot drool as they stay chained at the coalface???

[Sniper]

Oops, good spotting carnalee

[kiwifruit]

Happy trails