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    Do you know this guy?

    Spent the last couple of days working in close proximity to this guy that I could swear I've met many times before. He is the guy that had a car that was way faster than anything that I've ever owned before. It was supercharged and had nitrous and did 8 sec 1/4's. He has operated all types of machinery in all different job sectors, had major 'incidents' with all of them [when prompted!] and never got hurt. You know, runaway trucks and rolled tractors etc. He is just a bit down on his luck at the moment and that's why he can't afford a road legal car, someone broke into his house yesterday and took everything he owned! His partner got mugged yesterday as well and the muggers took everything she had. But it won't happen to him 'cos no-one has the balls to attack him, his nickname preceeds him everywhere he goes, he's welcome at any bike club in NZ. 'Cept Tribesmen and some other, he's got a few of them tied up at the moment! Whatever the fuck that means! I couldn't bring myself to ask what his infamous 'nickname' is, my workmate suggested to me, while our hero was off on a dak break, that it is probably Sue. I now have a bet with my workmate for $100 that tomorrow, I can get him to; A, Tell us that he has a mate with a 14 stone Rottweiller, and B, that he is one of the few people in NZ who can scull a full 40oz bottle of JD's. I'm sure that you guys must know this guy as well, anyone know his name? Anyone want to put money on the bet?

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    the one and only... larger than life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chisanga View Post
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    I know that dude, is his name craig? or andy?, or FIGJAM or.........
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    Bottle of JD?, must be CLINT 'BOO-YAH' BROWN!

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    pfft, 40oz of JD.

    amateur.

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    Used to work with him back in the '70's, then met him again in Taupo in the '80's! He gets around...
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    The same Bullshit Barry that used to work down here?


    Or Tutae Tane?

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