Drider has finally cracked

**Ragingrob** · 21st August 2008, 23:38

Drider, a marvelous creature of prowess, formally known for his 2-strokeritis and now his cafe racyndrome has returned to the SMC, on crack.

Drider has been missing for some time now, with no sign of his outrageous posts, or his lightning blue bike, some people began to worry. What has become of this elusive animal? Has he given in to the illicit callings of the female form? Has the engineering department swallowed him alive? Or has he simply lost his house key? Noone knew.... Until now!

Suddenly, on the KB online users list I spot the dreaded Drider87 name, sparkling with anticipation. A subdued Dushy posts a few comments, but I knew that something would come of it.

What's that? You say. He's just an innocent biker from down the line ain't he?

NO... is the most appropriate answer.

What started as a return of a normal guy turned into a case of dredgafilia.

Notice the copious amount of posts appearing all of a sudden. In threads from the years past, posts are being made, bringing threads back to life, to the annoyance of everyone who presses "new posts". Simply saying...

Originally Posted by Drider87

Dredge

Hehe

This illiterate blabble has undeniably proven that what once was the D we all knew, is no more.

It may be months, it may be years, but join me, friends, in discovering this new formula of Drider. We will travel the roads, the manuals, and the engines, in order to research this wilderbeast which goes not to the waterhole to drink, but hides in [the] Shadows drinking amber liquid.

But for now, leave it to us mere mortals, to search, research, and reresearch, what the fuck "dredge" means.

To be continued... mother 'uckers

Dush, you got it going ooooon. Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate, I wanted to say that you're looking okay, mate."

**motorbyclist** · 22nd August 2008, 03:23

"you must spread some reputation around before giving it to ragingrob again"

as for dushi - 2*12 points for Ignoring Forum Netiquette

24 points..... banhammer time?

**PirateJafa** · 22nd August 2008, 05:30

We can only hope - dang that was annoying to sift through the shit.

**ital916** · 22nd August 2008, 08:49

You better chikkity check yo self before you wreck yo self rob. As for me, I'm around, watching, waiting. Where damsels are in distress, I'll be there. Where beer needs drinking, I'll be there. Where open face helmet riders are getting ridiculed, I'll be there. Ready to unleash the proverbial verbal ass kicking the might of which has never been seen, upon some retard. Not full retards though as we should never ever make fun of them, only fully functioning retards.

As for the posts, I twas doing some historical research on the club, in hopes of getting you all to reminisce and harken back to the days when the club was young, when squiggles had a two smoker, andrew had slightly shorter hair, and ej wasn't an idiot. When rob was first learning to round house kick, jafa had full movement of his arm, nish hadn't come out of the closet. Ehabs bike was one colour with all original parts and macstar wasn't a pussy *just jokes isaac....or am I*.

Till I emerge again, peace.

**Ragingrob** · 22nd August 2008, 09:30

Steve Urban here again and WOW who would've thought we'd get a peek at this wonderfully evolved creature! Just look at that amazingly poetic poetry, it's..... amazing!

Hark where art not thou angel, but thou bike?

Your bike, your bike
Has it gone for a hike?
Lately you haven't parked it
I hope it hasn't carked it!
That brilliant blue cafe racer
I can't seem to be able ta trace her
Oh D please come along
To chiller with beer and bong
Your presence will be blessed
Or maybe just a test
Of great wonder
Great mayhem
Your bike, your bike.

**EJK** · 22nd August 2008, 10:55

Define "Idiot"

**bomma** · 22nd August 2008, 12:41

Originally Posted by motorbyclist

"you must spread some reputation around before giving it to ragingrob again"

+1 grrr i want to bling this masterpiece of a thread and song!!!

**bikr003** · 22nd August 2008, 12:43

what in tarnations in dredge?

**EJK** · 22nd August 2008, 12:44

Originally Posted by Ragingrob

Steve Urban here again and WOW who would've thought we'd get a peek at this wonderfully evolved creature! Just look at that amazingly poetic poetry, it's..... amazing!

Hark where art not thou angel, but thou bike?

Your bike, your bike
Has it gone for a hike?
Lately you haven't parked it
I hope it hasn't carked it!
That brilliant blue cafe racer
I can't seem to be able ta trace her
Oh D please come along
To chiller with beer and bong
Your presence will be blessed
Or maybe just a test
Of great wonder
Great mayhem
Your bike, your bike.

Nice rhymes there lol

**shingo** · 22nd August 2008, 12:58

Originally Posted by bikr003

what in tarnations in dredge?

Thread dredging refers to someone who makes a pointless post in a rather old thread just to bring it back to life for no reason.

It's a favorite past time of forums trolls.