Ducati race team!!!

[Sparky Bills]

So my old SP-1 wasn't making 127HP at the rear wheel then ? Or Jimbo's Gixxer 750 not making 125HP ?

I believe they were on the Motomart Dyno also...

[limbimtimwim]

So at least it's lies are consistent?

[Drew]

So at least it's lies are consistent?

Carefull there bro, some people still think, that a dynomometer, gives a real HP figure. Ignorance is bliss I suppose.

Dont anybody start wanking on about how conservative the dyno they use is, or how it is calibrated, cos the plain and simple truth is....

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN ACCURATE DYNO.

They are only any good for comparitive testing, and the only thing it will give within acceptable tollerances, is a percentage differential.

[limbimtimwim]

Exactly.

However, if we drop said Ducatis from the roof of Motomart and measure how high they bounce we will know their horsepower content.

[Sparky Bills]

Exactly.

However, if we drop said Ducatis from the roof of Motomart and measure how high they bounce we will know their horsepower content.

WHAT!!!!?
You lost me on that one man

[flame]

Exactly.

However, if we drop said Ducatis from the roof of Motomart and measure how high they bounce we will know their horsepower content.

maaaaaate.....they're Duc's...long as the engine's running and a raunchy jockey on board they'l boost up no probs! aint you seen 'Matrix'??

[merv]

maaaaaate.....they're Duc's...long as the engine's running and a raunchy jockey on board they'l boost up no probs! aint you seen 'Matrix'??

So you'll win then not that other not so raunchy jockey?

[Drew]

So you'll win then not that other not so raunchy jockey?

I'll have you know, that I'm considered quite raunchy, by...somebody...surely...anyone?...no...Ok then, yep, she'll win, I'll suck

[merv]

I'll have you know, that I'm considered quite raunchy, by...somebody...surely...anyone?...no...Ok then, yep, she'll win, I'll suck

So are you as pretty as your Bro' WT then? He's got the nice new tight leathers I see.

[Str8 Jacket]

So are you as pretty as your Bro' WT then? He's got the nice new tight leathers I see.

Im getting quite worried about you mate!

[Drew]

So are you as pretty as your Bro' WT then? He's got the nice new tight leathers I see.

I'll let you ask flame, she will undoubtedly give a totally impartial assesment of how I look

And my leathers are baggy round the lower half, cos Quasi had a wee mix up somewhere, so i got em cheap

[merv]

Im getting quite worried about you mate!

Well you better come rescue me then!

[flame]

So you'll win then not that other not so raunchy jockey?

I don't like my chances.....but optimism is a wonderful tool After loads of track time, loosing 15 kg, and steeling wee bits n pieces off Drews bike of course Im gonna beat him! LOL.

[jimbo600]

I don't like my chances.....but optimism is a wonderful tool After loads of track time, loosing 15 kg, and steeling wee bits n pieces off Drews bike of course Im gonna beat him! LOL.

Only thing you're going to beat Drew with is an oiled up keilbasa. Around the hoop too no doubt.

[Drew]

Only thing you're going to beat Drew with is an oiled up keilbasa. Around the hoop too no doubt.

If she figures out what that is, and then tries to beat me round the hoop with it, I'm givin Kath the pictures from Alexandra ya bastard.