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    Quote Originally Posted by Deano View Post
    Knives look cool, and feel good in the hand. But unless you use it for hunting, it's really just an extension of your cock ain't it ? Real men don't need weapons.
    No. He actually uses his knife when he meets girls from online for the first time. Then starts waving them around in your face while your walking down the street. I should know. I just about wet myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    No. He actually uses his knife when he meets girls from online for the first time.
    I seem to recall it, er, going down quite well...

    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    I just about wet myself
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I seem to recall it, er, going down quite well...



    get a gun its easier killing. just remember to keep your kit on you a long set of pliers to take out the bullet, plastic bags, a 4WD truck, duct tape and amonia baced cleaners it get rid of blood evidence very well and go up into manaweka bush and dispose of it. if there are witnesses you will have to kill all of them you will definatly have your work cut out for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom View Post
    get a gun
    I have plenty already.
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    Talking Knife collectors on bikes.

    I got caught today! Needed a knife, none in the pocket, none in the camera bag and I couldn't be bothered taking the bike seat off to get at the one in the tool kit because of the rain. Must be getting old and forgetful as I always carry a pocket knife or tool! Not so old that my teeth don't work though! Cheers.
    When you take thousands of photos of your bike does the light from the flash weaken the plastic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I seem to recall it, er, going down quite well...




    I was a bit worried til I realized you werent gonna hurt me LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom View Post
    get a gun its easier killing. just remember to keep your kit on you a long set of pliers to take out the bullet, plastic bags, a 4WD truck, duct tape and amonia baced cleaners it get rid of blood evidence very well and go up into manaweka bush and dispose of it. if there are witnesses you will have to kill all of them you will definatly have your work cut out for you
    So you'd put your shitty little .22 or whatever against the M4's and the sniper rifles of the AOS? Have fun, hopefully theyll use the ammonia based cleaners to clean up the mess they make of you.
    Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 0arbreaka View Post
    So you'd put your shitty little .22 or whatever against the M4's and the sniper rifles of the AOS? Have fun, hopefully theyll use the ammonia based cleaners to clean up the mess they make of you.
    nah there little bitches... thats what pipe bombs are for

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom View Post
    nah there little bitches... thats what pipe bombs are for
    You're impending doom makes me smile.
    Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.



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    How do you get that colour on metal? Is it just a chemical bath that I could chuck my whole bike in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    How do you get that colour on metal? Is it just a chemical bath that I could chuck my whole bike in?
    Plate the steel with titanium and then pass a high-voltage current through it.

    Piece of piss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Plate the steel with titanium and then pass a high-voltage current through it.

    Piece of piss.
    Sweet, I'll have to look into that. Buy an old bath, get some titanium chemical, etc.

    It's gonna be far out man

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0arbreaka View Post
    You're impending doom makes me smile.
    yeah dude thats the idea! take out as many as you can before they get you, so it wasnt even worth it

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    I have one of these in my pocket at all times. I have used it as an eating utencil, levering, opening cans, knot breaker, wire bender, hole digger, dog defence tool, scribe, chisel, boot tread cleaner, wedge, weeding fork, nail cleaner, ice pick, staple and nail puller, scratcher, screwdriver, and its even turned a few bolts and nuts in its time


    http://store.baileys-online.com/cgi-...duct_sku=17272

    I also have a kershaw knife which is based around a karabiner, only has a 6cm blade but its great.
    http://www.knifeoutlet.com/shop/10Ex...ctCode=KER1003

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    Lovely bit of work that, congrats on that.

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