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    I saw the Kiwi edition of Monopoly in the shops the other week. No dice, no cards and no pieces. You just place it in a basin of water and everyone squabbles about who owns the edges!

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    Bloody good ones,could use for weddinds,funerals,and baptisms.

    Two things too never lend too your neighbour-your wife and lawnmower,as they both come back fucked....
    Hello officer put it on my tab

    Don't steal the government hates competition.

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    What are the tiny bumps around a nipple for?





    They're braille for "Suck here"

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    Laughing hard out here..
    <span style=font-family: Century Gothic><font size=4><font color=DarkOrchid>Live and let live</font></font></span>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post

    What do you call a smart blonde?
    A golden retriever.
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car?
    A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.



    Nice!!

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    Chortle chortle

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    Hahaha, loved it!

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    The US Postal Service had to recall all the George W Bush commemorative postage stamps after many complaints that they would not stick to envelopes. After investigation, they found that people were spitting on the wrong side.
    it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
    those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
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