With apologies to Edgar Allan Poe

[jrandom]

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pr0n-surfed, weak and weary
Over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot XXX galore' -

When I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.

"Tis not possible!", I muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!"

Quoth the server, '404'.

[Curious_AJ]

haha! humerous stuff... humerous indeed.

[007XX]

*bows her head in shared mourning...*

Tis a sad day indeed when this happens...We used to get the "blue screen of death"...until we upgraded to a decent PC with a good firewall!

[Hitcher]

I am sitting here Poe-faced.

[McJim]

Your predicament sounds like the pits but you shouldn't be playing with your pendulum boy.