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  1. 13th August 2007, 09:03 #1
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    Philosophical poem for mankind

    Step aside "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus"...This puts it into perspective (maybe )

    WOMAN'S POEM

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.


    MAN'S POEM
    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
    who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
    doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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    It's obvious, mens needs are simple, without the detail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coldrider View Post
    It's obvious, mens needs are simple, without the detail.
    I often wonder if I didn't get shoved in the wrong gender...
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    I often wonder if I didn't get shoved in the wrong gender...
    No, you're in the right gender... if you weren't - I'd be gay!!
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    No, you're in the right gender... if you weren't - I'd be gay!!
    Aaaawww thanks ...but hang on...I ain't a deaf mute and I certainly don't have huge boobs!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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    I'll be the judge of that.... c'mere!! *hugs*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    I'll be the judge of that.... c'mere!! *hugs*
    woohooo, the famous Colapop special!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    woohooo, the famous Colapop special!!!!
    Yeah - watch the other hand...!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Yeah - watch the other hand...!
    It's not his hand I'm worried about...

    *whaaaaat? I meant worried for my bones to crack...*
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    It's not his hand I'm worried about...

    *whaaaaat? I meant worried for my bones to crack...*
    LMAO - must spread myself around...!
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    I have perfected the handless hug... whereby you still get the full effect of a hug, but my hands are free to ... roam....
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    I have perfected the handless hug... whereby you still get the full effect of a hug, but my hands are free to ... roam....


    Make a movie of it, then put it on Youtube, and throw it on here...I want to see what that looks like!
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    No can do it has not been patented ... yet.

    It's a demonstration only event.
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
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