The correct way to come home drunk.

[Clockwork]

I pasted the Spanish and Dutch versions into bable fish.... the translations were funnier than the original joke, can't translate (Welsh?) though.

[cc rider]

I pasted the Spanish and Dutch versions into bable fish.... the translations were funnier than the original joke, can't translate (Welsh?) though.

Here ya go -

' heartburn two ' heartburn spouse guys he is being out drinking self night , meal one churns to the other I go says , " You Know , I dress tower thing differently to do. Whenever I Go confess signs ôl we ve been out drinking , I Churn ' group headlights off before I Have to ' group driveway. Shut off ' group machine I go coast into ' group garage. He takes ' ores boots off before I Go into ' group heartburn ], I sneak up ' group steps get taken off shoes in ' group heartburn ] hook , strike ' ores foot in ' group toilet I go pee down ' ores crutch to stop taxing sounds. I ease into bed I go ' ores woman I SILENCE wakes up , I go yells about because waiting out like ' heartburn recent! His red sights about I go says , " Well , ' dogs stud ' heartburn obvious taking ' group dogs you draw near." I screech into ' group driveway , I clap ' group aid , storm up ' group steps pee ' heartburn hard into ' group toilet , ' I do use ' group fill I cleanse , throw ' ores boots into ' group cell , I churn astride ' group I kindle undress in ' group bedroom , ' I do he jumps into bed , smack ' I astride ' group arse I go say , " I Go sound ppoint ' I do????!!!! and. I act I love she sound plumb sleeping!

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[cc rider]

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luv it when you talk dirty, baby. Oh! Sorry miss-read joke!