Just remembered a joke lol
Ventriliquist sees a bloke in a farm yard and decides to play a prank ! Walks up and says, do you mind terribly if i have a chat to ya dog he says
The bloke looks at him funny and says yeah mate he's a dog, but go for it !
Guy then speaks to the dog and says hi there how are ya today dog ? Does your farmer master treat you well ?
Dog then replies, all good mate bit warm on it but all good, My master works me hard but treats me well !
farmers jaw drops and is dumbfonded !
ventriliquist then says, do ya mind if i chat to yr horse ? Farmer replies still with mouth wide open, ummmm sure !
So the guy looks at the horse and says Hi there horse, does your farmer treat you well and give you plenty of excercise !
The horse replies, yeah he's a good sort of bloke, rides me every day and tosses me plenty of hay !
Farmer's just totally gobsmacked by now and just stares in disbelief !
The ventriliquist then asks the farmer if its ok if he has a chat to his sheep !
Farmer leaps out of his chair, yells at the ventriliquist in a paniced voice, the bloody sheep is a liar !!!!
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
What did the farmer say when his dog fell off the cliff?
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It's going for a coffee, that's where it's going![]()
Do I get one too???? I want mine in a bowl
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