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    I once smuggled a lorry full of toothpicks into a neighbouring African country disguised as an ageing sock merchant.
    To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    I shaved all my hair off and dyed it green once.....
    O-kay.....why dye your hair AFTER it's been shaved off? In fact how did you dye your hair after it was shaved off? Did you keep all the cuttings in a little bag and then dye them?
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    O-kay.....why dye your hair AFTER it's been shaved off? In fact how did you dye your hair after it was shaved off? Did you keep all the cuttings in a little bag and then dye them?
    Ha, well I only shaved it to a number 2, so I wasnt bald. I bleached it and then dyed it. That was about 12 years ago now!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boob Johnson View Post
    I once smuggled a lorry full of toothpicks into a neighbouring African country disguised as an ageing sock merchant.
    How do you disguise toothpics as a Sock Merchant?
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    How do you disguise toothpics as a Sock Merchant?
    I heard that alot of guy's do...
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    most random thing i have done is...
    packed everything i owned into one pack and hitched from central otago to auckland not a single dollar to my name nor a place to live or a job at the age of 16.
    best thing i have ever done
    I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    How do you disguise toothpics as a Sock Merchant?
    With carefully placed penguin toenails & sticky tape



    Quote Originally Posted by fireball View Post
    most random thing i have done is...
    packed everything i owned into one pack and hitched from central otago to auckland not a single dollar to my name nor a place to live or a job at the age of 16.
    best thing i have ever done
    Emo?
    To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded

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    1. Erik Estrada possibly

    2. Picked up a suitcase full of greenbacks (maybe half a mill) carried by an FBI most wanted and pretended was about to leave the party

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    Friday night, came out of the Airborne concert, deaf-as, had to pee.

    Had pee, refrained from covering my genitals, flashed my missus, she chuckled, I got laid.

    Next?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Today - when ya having a private mastie alone and your best mate and skidmark turn up.....its just a turn off!!
    You should have asked him for a hand.....or even just to watch LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by TRAINING WHEELS View Post
    You should have asked him for a hand.....or even just to watch LOL
    you would know from experience thats what to do eh?
    I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Today - when ya having a private mastie alone and your best mate and skidmark turn up.....its just a turn off!!
    You're refreshingly honest, unlike most women. Denial!
    "Safety Cameras" Yeah, right!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boob Johnson View Post



    Emo?

    im not emo

    .......just a little fruity.....
    I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fireball View Post

    .......just a little fruity.....
    Fruity is about right but thats ok i guess

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    Pulled off the A40 in London in my white van [There's a giveaway!] and sat behind the left hand lane of traffic waiting for the green light. A while after the right hand lane had moved off, I noticed that I was in fact patiently waiting behind a whole lot of parked cars!
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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