French want rules changed.

[Big Dave]

Did you see that the French want the rules changed to be more like Rugby League?

[007XX]

Did you see that the French want the rules changed to be more like Rugby League?

WTF??? You gotta be kidding?

If that's the case, can someone please tell them to shut their gob and go back to whatever little smarmy corner of the planet they've crawled out of?

FFS...

*ok, going to eat a steak and calm down in my corner now...*

[Big Dave]

Yes I am kidding

The correct answer is 'Why Dave'?

[Paul in NZ]

The correct answer is 'Why Dave'?

'Why Dave' ?

[Big Dave]

SURRENDER TACKLE DEFINITION

• A SURRENDER tackle will be called if:
  1. The ball-carrier surrenders his run at the line.
  2. Spears in at the hips of the defending player.
  3. Spears into the space between two defenders.
  Note: If a SURRENDER tackle is called the defender/s may:
  1. Work the player on the ground. They are not permitted to do this by using the ball carriers head or neck as a lever. This will be deemed a GRAPPLE TACKLE.
  2. Lay on and spin to the front of the tackle.
  3. Move to a position known as the "Bear Hug".

[blacksheep]

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[Big Dave]

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not rainin' at your place huh.

[007XX]

Yes I am kidding

The correct answer is 'Why Dave'?

You big meany! How was I to know it was a trick question?

Anyway, thanks for the info.

[jafar]

not rainin' at your place huh.

Piddlin down here

Wouldn't the french need to learn how to play the game before changing the rules ?

[Karma]

If that's the case, can someone please tell them to shut their gob and go back to whatever little smarmy corner of the planet they've crawled out of?

That would be the little corner of the earth with 15 times the population of New Zealand and about twice the land mass.

Having said that, they are one of the few countries whose official flag is white.

[007XX]

That would be the little corner of the earth with 15 times the population of New Zealand and about twice the land mass.

Yes, and half of it is algerian these days...or so my family tells me anyway. Been a while since I lived there!

[Karma]

Yes, and half of it is algerian these days...or so my family tells me anyway. Been a while since I lived there!

No no... the French have managed to perfect the art of forwarding them onto the southern coast of the UK. You think NZ is a welfare state, try living the UK for a few years